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Bags

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Oh my F$#@in' mother of god
« on: October 08, 2003, 12:05:00 am »
Arnold is the governor of CA.  I thought G.W. signaled the end of the world; this means we're actually IN hell now.

Samantha

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Re: Oh my F$#@in' mother of god
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2003, 12:08:00 am »
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Originally posted by Bagster:
  Arnold is the governor of CA.  I thought G.W. signaled the end of the world; this means we're actually IN hell now.
good, my ex will be pissed off.  anything to make him mad is a good thing  :)

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Re: Oh my F$#@in' mother of god
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2003, 12:10:00 am »
of course he is.............i didn't doubt it for a second.........you americans love your movie stars as politicians...........
 
 martin sheen is my president................  :p

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Re: Oh my F$#@in' mother of god
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2003, 12:24:00 am »
California Uber Alles
 written by Dead Kennedys/John Greenway
 new lyrics by John Easdale
 
 "vote for me on Tuesday..."
 I am Governor Arnold S...
 I'll soon clean up this mess
 I have inherited...
 
 I'm jingling all the way
 from the Southland to the Bay
 I'll govern all of you
 your kids will all lift weights in school...
 
 CHORUS
 California uber alles...
 Uber alles California...
 
 The Golden State is getting worse...
 Need Mr. Universe...
 I am a movie star
 and drive the biggest, dumbest car
 
 This hero always wins...
 conveniently forgets his sins
 jumpin' from the master race...
 and always wears the happy face
 
 CHORUS
 
 here comes 2004...
 knock knock on your front door
 it's my very own secret police
 come to pick up your ugly niece
 
 march quietly to the camp
 you'd make a lovely lamp
 don't worry it's just a shower
 for your clothes here's a pretty flower
 
 body builder's in control
 100% natural
 Say goodbye you lousy pest
 if you mess with Governor S.
 
 CHORUS

ratioci nation

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Re: Oh my F$#@in' mother of god
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2003, 12:28:00 am »
At least the Cubs lost, the day isn't all bad.

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Re: Oh my F$#@in' mother of god
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2003, 01:21:00 am »
i thought the cub won?  <img src="http://www.hilsingermendelson.com/images/gallery/photos/scrapbook20.jpg" alt=" - " />

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Re: Oh my F$#@in' mother of god
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2003, 10:50:00 am »
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  At least the Cubs lost, the day isn't all bad.
what??  i hate the marlins, no way in hell florida should have a baseball team, much less two.  good thing God is pitching tonight.  go cubs!
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Re: Oh my F$#@in' mother of god
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2003, 10:51:00 am »
I'm from St Pete, and my Dad still lives there.  No worries, the Devil Rays don't actually constitute an authentic baseball team.

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Re: Oh my F$#@in' mother of god
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2003, 10:54:00 am »
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Originally posted by ratioci nation:
  At least the Cubs lost, the day isn't all bad.
what??  i hate the marlins, no way in hell florida should have a baseball team, much less two.  good thing God is pitching tonight.  go cubs! [/b]
Oh you're so wrong...Florida should in now way have hockey teams...it's the ideal state for baseball teams, if not then why do so many teams go down there for spring training?

Bags

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Re: Oh my F$#@in' mother of god
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2003, 11:00:00 am »
I can't even believe we have Hockey now.  THAT's retarded (though, what you get is a plethora of transplanted northerners jonesing for the beloved sports...).
 
 It is a perfect baseball and soccer state, though.  But all anyone *really* cares about is FOOTBALL.

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« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2003, 11:10:00 am »
Bilge, of the Mary J. variety

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Re: Oh my F$#@in' mother of god
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2003, 11:19:00 am »
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  Oh you're so wrong...Florida should in now way have hockey teams...it's the ideal state for baseball teams, if not then why do so many teams go down there for spring training?
ok, they shouldn't have 2 hockey teams either. . . florida really isn't that ideal, namely, it rains alot there.  that's why the devil rays play in one of the worst stadiums ever, and the marlins' play in one not much better.  they go down there for spring training because it's much warmer than, say. . boston in march.  teams also go to arizona for spring training.
OU812

mankie

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Re: Oh my F$#@in' mother of god
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2003, 11:21:00 am »
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Originally posted by mankie:
  Oh you're so wrong...Florida should in now way have hockey teams...it's the ideal state for baseball teams, if not then why do so many teams go down there for spring training?
ok, they shouldn't have 2 hockey teams either. . . florida really isn't that ideal, namely, it rains alot there.  that's why the devil rays play in one of the worst stadiums ever, and the marlins' play in one not much better.  they go down there for spring training because it's much warmer than, say. . boston in march.  teams also go to arizona for spring training. [/b]
...and Arizona has a baseball team....no?

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Re: Oh my F$#@in' mother of god
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2003, 11:22:00 am »
Bilge, of the Mary J. variety

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Re: Oh my F$#@in' mother of god
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2003, 11:24:00 am »
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  ...and Arizona has a baseball team....no?
yep, and that's a mistake too (much like moving the winnipeg jets to phoenix). . .i hear it's like playing baseball in a giant cooler during the summer.  although the pool behind the right-centerfield fence is a nice touch.
OU812