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Re: have a drink for me the next time you visit DC.
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2007, 06:52:00 pm »
Damn you.  I used a hotel glass this weekend - something I never do, but my drink was warm and I needed to ice it down. Smackette was shocked that I would even consider it.  Can't wait to show her this...and wash my mouth out again.
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Herr Professor Doktor Doom

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Re: have a drink for me the next time you visit DC.
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2007, 07:12:00 pm »
Yikes, did I really hear him say you could catch herpes from a glass?  I didn't think that was possible.   :(
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Re: have a drink for me the next time you visit DC.
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2007, 09:02:00 am »
I am really glad that I only stay at Hampton Inns where they used wrapped, plastic cups.  
 
 There is no way I'm watching that other video on there about the dangers of hotel rooms.
 
 I always throw that top sheet on the floor at hotels.  There's no way those ever get washed.

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Re: have a drink for me the next time you visit DC.
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2007, 01:27:00 pm »
you guys are wimps
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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2007, 05:40:00 pm »
I am sure most of you realize that the glasses you get at most bars aren't much cleaner.

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Re: have a drink for me the next time you visit DC.
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2007, 05:49:00 pm »
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  Yikes, did I really hear him say you could catch herpes from a glass?  I didn't think that was possible.    :(  
I know someone who got gonherrea from a tractor!

Re: have a drink for me the next time you visit DC.
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2007, 05:52:00 pm »
I got crabs at Red Lobster.
 
 
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Originally posted by They call me Doctor Doom.:
  Yikes, did I really hear him say you could catch herpes from a glass?  I didn't think that was possible.     :(  
I know someone who got gonherrea from a tractor! [/b]

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Re: have a drink for me the next time you visit DC.
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2007, 05:56:00 pm »
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Originally posted by They call me Doctor Doom.:
  Yikes, did I really hear him say you could catch herpes from a glass?  I didn't think that was possible.      :(    
I know someone who got gonherrea from a tractor! [/b]
Potential jokes:
 
 1) He was also castrated, but still insists it was the best lay he's ever had
 
 2) That's what happens when you do a test-drive at a Spears family garage sale
 
 3) The tractor, meanwhile, got a nasty case of chlamydia
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Re: have a drink for me the next time you visit DC.
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2007, 07:20:00 pm »
hahah...
 
 When that hotel video first started I was afraid it was going to be another "2girls1cup"    :eek:  
 
 Anyway, fortunately the human body is remarkably resilent... if we ever thought about how many gross things we come across during the course of a day we'd never leave the house.  For example the homeless guys who are reaching down their pants scratching their unwashed balls moments before pulling on the door handle to McDonald's, where everyone eats with their hands...   or the office worker who takes his daily dump and never washes his hands...
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Re: have a drink for me the next time you visit DC.
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2007, 07:22:00 pm »
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  I am sure most of you realize that the glasses you get at most bars aren't much cleaner.
That's why I only drink out of the bottles and cans selection...
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walkonby

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Re: have a drink for me the next time you visit DC.
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2007, 08:08:00 pm »
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 [QB] hahah...
 
 When that hotel video first started I was afraid it was going to be another "2girls1cup"      :eek:    
 
 is that real or not real?  i can't figure those girls out.  the part where the one is rolling and swishing it around her tongue is quite the sight.
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Re: have a drink for me the next time you visit DC.
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2007, 12:53:00 pm »
I don't know... I was so grossed out I could only watch it once, and regret even doing that.
 
 going back to glasses, the good thing about alcohol is that it is a disinfectant...
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Re: have a drink for me the next time you visit DC.
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2007, 02:31:00 pm »
now i have to bring my own red plastic cups to hotels . . . and pretty soon my own towels, then sheets, bedspreads and anonymous hookers.