Best songs while you're crapping?

[Vas Deferens]

I'll start...
 
 "Stuck In A Moment You Can't Get Out Of" by U2
 
 "Waiting for the Man" by VU

[boweswana]

"When the Levee Breaks" - Led Zeppelin

[beetsnotbeats]

"Shit From An Old Notebook" - Minutemen

[bearman🐻]

Fred Schneider -- Monster
 Yo La Tengo -- Damage
 Air -- Bathroom Girl
 Air -- Surfing on a Rocket
 Belle and Sebastian -- Fuck This Shit
 Blue Oyster Cult -- Burnin' For You
 The Breeders -- Cannonball
 Devo -- Uncontrollable Urge
 Dinosaur Jr. -- Feel the Pain
 Discharge -- Dooms' Day
 Peaches -- My Dumps
 Pixies -- Blown Away
 PJ Harvey -- Meet Ze Monsta
 The Smiths -- A Rush and a Push and the Land is Ours

[vansmack]

Slip Sliding Away - Simon and Garfunkel

[beetsnotbeats]

Mothers of Invention "Let's Make The Water Turn Black"

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Looks like you've been working on your list for awhile.
 
 

Originally posted by bearman:
  Fred Schneider -- Monster
 Yo La Tengo -- Damage
 Air -- Bathroom Girl
 Air -- Surfing on a Rocket
 Belle and Sebastian -- Fuck This Shit
 Blue Oyster Cult -- Burnin' For You
 The Breeders -- Cannonball
 Devo -- Uncontrollable Urge
 Dinosaur Jr. -- Feel the Pain
 Discharge -- Dooms' Day
 Peaches -- My Dumps
 Pixies -- Blown Away
 PJ Harvey -- Meet Ze Monsta
 The Smiths -- A Rush and a Push and the Land is Ours

[bearman🐻]

Actually, iTunes is pretty easy to skim. It took all of one minute.

[ggw]

Kiss - Deuce
 Beach Boys - Little Deuce Coupe

Anything by Renaldo & The Loaf
 
 That Smell, by Lynyrd Skynyrd

[amnesiac]

"Push It" - Salt-N-Pepa

[HoyaSaxa03]

Ween - "Don't Shit Where You Eat"
 Bloc Party - "Like Eating Glass"
 DMX - "Keep Your Shit the Hardest"
 The New Pornographers - "The Body Says No"
 Fountains of Wayne - "Sink to the Bottom"
 2PAC - "No More Pain"
 The Replacements - "Anywhere's Better Than Here"
 The Smiths - "The Boy With the Thorn in His Side"
 The Replacements - "Unsatisfied"
 20/20 - "Giving it All"
 Elton John - "Rocket Man (I Think I It's Going to Be a Long, Long Time)"
 Elton John - "Tiny Dancer"
 CREEDENCE - "Lookin' Out My Back Door"
 The Beatles - "She Came in Through the Bathroom Window"
 Johnny Cash - "Ring of Fire"

[you be betty]

HAHAHAHAHA!!
 
 
 I love you guys.

[Jaguar]

The Seeds - "Pushing Too Hard"
 The Radio Dept. - "Always A Relief"
 Televise - "Underwater"
 The Pale Fountains - "It's Only Hard"
 Sing-Sing - "I Can See You"
 The Flies - "I Have No Shame"
 Fleeting Joys - "While I'm Waiting"
 Colfax Abbey - "Silver Drop"
 Black Tambourine - "Pack You Up"
 SIANspheric - "Turbulent Hydrodynamic"
 SIANspheric - "Watch Me Fall"
 SIANspheric - "Flow, Ebb & Die"
 Pia Fraus - "Moon Like A Pearl"
 Skywave - "Here She Comes"
 The Black Angels - "Black Grease"
 Bowery Electric - "Sounds In Motion"
 Bowery Electric - "Slow Thrills"
 Bowery Electric - "Long Way Down"
 Bowery Electric - "Drift Away"
 Hartfield - "Blow Away"

[PigIron]

Poopship Destroyer - Ween
 Go Let It Out - Oasis
 The Old Grunt - Guided By Voices
 New Whirl Odor - Public Enemy
 Stench from the Dumpster - Cattle Decapitation
 Splish Splash - Bobby Darin
 Dirty Water - Dropkick Murphys
 Push - The Cure
 Lock the Door, I'm a Killer - East Coast Killer
 Run Like Hell - Pink Floyd
 The Blast - Erykah Badu and Talib Kweli
 Don't Stand So Close to Me - The Police
 Royal Flush - Stereophonics
 Feels So Good - Van Halen
 Porcelain - Moby
 Floater - Bob Dylan
 Just Like Heaven - The Cure
 Release - Pearl Jam
 Leave Me Alone - Butthole Surfers
 Toilet Song - Bouncing Souls