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sweetcell

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Tiger = superhuman
« on: June 18, 2008, 06:14:00 pm »
i'm not a big fan of golf, i don't really consider it a real sport... but tiger woods is simply amazing.
 
  Tiger won US Open with torn ligament, 2 fractures
 
 teh wowz.
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Re: Tiger = superhuman
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2008, 06:16:00 pm »
I'd like to see the results of his drug test after the 91st hole....
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Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface

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Re: Tiger = superhuman
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2008, 06:29:00 pm »
If he was superhuman, shouldn't his ACL and ligaments be impervious to injury?

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Re: Tiger = superhuman
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2008, 06:35:00 pm »
does the PGA have a drug-testing policy?
 
 what drugs do you think he was on?  couldn't be on pain killers, they'd f*ck him up too much - man needs to be able to concentrate.  beta blockers, aderol, other nerve/concentration drugs?  maybe.  possibly some light steroid use?
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Re: Tiger = superhuman
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2008, 06:44:00 pm »
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Originally posted by sweetcell:
  does the PGA have a drug-testing policy?
 
 
They do not (yet).  I think it goes into effect next month.
 
 If I were a conspiracy theorist, I'd say this Tiger Woods abscence is a little peculiar.  But I'm not.
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Venerable Bede

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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2008, 06:54:00 pm »
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Originally posted by sweetcell:
  does the PGA have a drug-testing policy?
 
 
They do not (yet).  I think it goes into effect next month.
 
 If I were a conspiracy theorist, I'd say this Tiger Woods abscence is a little peculiar.  But I'm not. [/b]
next thing you'll tell me is that Michael Jordan didn't retire to play baseball.
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HoyaSaxa03

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Re: Tiger = superhuman
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2008, 07:15:00 pm »
it's a bummer about him not being at the at&t national, but still should be a good field, i'm looking forward to spending my july 4 morning out at congressional
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Re: Tiger = superhuman
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2008, 01:19:00 pm »
It's fucking golf!!
 
 There's a pro-golfer (Casey Martin) who is disabled, so walking around with bad knee is no biggie.

godsshoeshine

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Re: Tiger = superhuman
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2008, 01:23:00 pm »
i could care less about golf, and i dont even care that tiger can do no wrong according to the sports media...but isnt it a little stupid for him to play for a whole year with no acl
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Re: Tiger = superhuman
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2008, 01:48:00 pm »
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Originally posted by 47 YEAR OLD VIRGIN:
 There's a pro-golfer (Casey Martin) who is disabled, so walking around with bad knee is no biggie.
yes, and he stank.  he had one small win that one him a spot on the PGA for a year through exemption, in 1998.  yawn.
 
 come back when you can point to someone as consistently dominating as woods and/or can win a major under similar physical hardship.  i'm not impressed by golf either, as previously stated, but this was an incredible feat.
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Re: Tiger = superhuman
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2008, 02:18:00 pm »
Nobody really watches golf anymore do they?

godsshoeshine

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Re: Tiger = superhuman
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2008, 02:20:00 pm »
haha
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Frank Gallagher

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Re: Tiger = superhuman
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2008, 02:26:00 pm »
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Originally posted by 47 YEAR OLD VIRGIN:
 There's a pro-golfer (Casey Martin) who is disabled, so walking around with bad knee is no biggie.
yes, and he stank.  he had one small win that one him a spot on the PGA for a year through exemption, in 1998.  yawn.
 
 come back when you can point to someone as consistently dominating as woods and/or can win a major under similar physical hardship.  i'm not impressed by golf either, as previously stated, but this was an incredible feat. [/b]
So woods has had this boo-boo his whole career then huh?
 
 I didn't say he was good, I just said he did it. But he has to be pretty eff'n good to turn pro.
 
 But that's all I'm going to say on the matter, I've spent way to much on this subject anyway. Golf... it's like lawn darts, only wearing plaid and winkle-pickers.

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Re: Tiger = superhuman
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2008, 04:11:00 pm »
Woof.

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Re: Tiger = superhuman
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2008, 05:11:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
 next thing you'll tell me is that Michael Jordan didn't retire to play baseball.
It was because of gambling debts. Everyone knows this.