Originally posted by poorlulu:
I am incontinent........
Would you like me to pick you up some Pro-Pants from work? My nurse manager recommends them over Depends because they are less likely to cause the skin to break down. I'd like to say that I don't know what they look like except that some totally batty woman kept pulling her's down in front of me yesterday, the first time being to take take a dump. Believe me, you don't want to know the details.
When you really want to make a cool fashion statement, you may want to wear some Hipsters with them. Between the 2, you can party and drink all night and not worry too much about breaking your hips after falling down drunk and pissing yourself silly after all of the beer.
(Fashion tips from the Senior Hipster Handbook)