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muggsbutterworth

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Flashlights...
« on: March 08, 2004, 01:44:00 pm »
Heading to the PFunk show on Saturday and just wondering if the club has a policy against flashlights? Gotta come prepared for the funk....

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Re: Flashlights...
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2004, 01:46:00 pm »
Actually i dont remember seeing anyone with flashlights before at his other shows, i dont see why not, i've seen other things in there before that usually arent there.

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Re: Flashlights...
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2004, 02:08:00 pm »
Pardon the ignorance, but what would you want a flashlight for?

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Re: Flashlights...
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2004, 02:22:00 pm »
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Originally posted by elj:
  Pardon the ignorance, but what would you want a flashlight for?
George Clinton could use it to search for crack crumbs on the floor.

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Re: Flashlights...
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2004, 02:30:00 pm »
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Originally posted by elj:
  Pardon the ignorance, but what would you want a flashlight for?
So you can find the exit after the second song.

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Re: Flashlights...
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2004, 03:15:00 pm »
Taken from the seminal Parliament concept " Funkentelechy Vs. the Placebo Syndromealbum (1977), "Flash Light" was the group's first number one hit. It was originally recorded for Bootsy's Rubber Band's first album, but Bootsy Collins didn't like it so he gave it to George Clinton. On the heels of the song's phenomenal sales, fans started to bring flashlights to the concerts. P-Funk eventually sold their own brand of flashlight at their shows. Sales would top 3,000 per concert. "Flash Light" is the incarnation of funk that is dancefloor plus political satire. It is aimed at the complacent consumer society that is limp and responds to nothing. George Clinton squeezes a lot of pop culture into the lyrics using nursery rhymes, "Baa Baa Black Sheep" and "Three Blind Mice," and cartoon references to Sir Nose. Sir Nose is a George Clinton creation who is the enemy of funk, dance, free will and life. This character is the one who brings the syndrome and is too cool to dance. He is the epitome of hypocrisy and a total lack of funkiness. This single was released during the height of the disco era which Clinton takes a slap at in "The Placebo Syndrome," another single off the same album. "Flash Light" starts off with Bootsy Collins on drums that stay in the background. The guitar of Catfish Collins brings on the funk with great riffs that sear the feet of those who won't dance. Bernie Worrell drives the groove deeper with his synth-bass lines that weave an unstoppable funk complemented by heady synth-keyboard on the high end. The song is put out as a simple chant but is much more than that. It is a battle between funk (light and life) and Sir Nose, the death syndrome. It actually uses a chant, "ha-da-dadee-da da-da hava da da," that is based on a Jewish Bar Mitzvah chant. The funk triumphs for "everyone's got a little light under the sun." "Flash Light is a big light under the sun for funk. It led the way for future funksters and is a landmark of the genre. Afrika Bambaataa covered the song on Hydraulic Funk, but in this arena covers are beside the point. —
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Re: Flashlights...
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2004, 03:30:00 pm »
Does the club have a policy about me bringing Americium to the club?
 
 It's for when they perform Atomic Dog!!
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Re: Flashlights...
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2004, 03:39:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Groundskeeper's Willy:
  Does the club have a policy about me bringing Americium to the club?
 
 
You are bringing your smoke detector?

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Re: Flashlights...
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2004, 03:46:00 pm »
the door staph uses flashlights to communicate with each other, and to point out potential problems in the club.  if there are random people in the club shining lights all over the place, the staph will be distracted and waste their energy chasing down non-existent problems.  please leave your flashlight at home.

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« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2004, 03:55:00 pm »
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  the door staph uses flashlights to communicate with each other, and to point out potential problems in the club.  if there are random people in the club shining lights all over the place, the staph will be distracted and waste their energy chasing down non-existent problems.  please leave your flashlight at home.
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Re: Flashlights...
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2004, 04:16:00 pm »
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 the staph will be distracted and waste their energy chasing down non-existent problems.QUOTE]
 
 
 I'm not even gonna touch this one.

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Re: Flashlights...
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2004, 04:22:00 pm »
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Originally posted by thatguy:
  the door staph uses flashlights to communicate with each other, and to point out potential problems in the club.  if there are random people in the club shining lights all over the place, the staph will be distracted and waste their energy chasing down non-existent problems.  please leave your flashlight at home.
WOW

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Re: Flashlights...
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2004, 05:17:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Groundskeeper's Willy:
  Does the club have a policy about me bringing Americium to the club?
 
 
You are bringing your smoke detector? [/b]
Yes I am; my ionisation smoke detector for Atomic Dog and my photoelectric smoke detector for Flashlight!

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Re: Flashlights...
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2004, 05:34:00 pm »
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You are bringing your smoke detector? [/qb][/QUOTE]Yes I am; my ionisation smoke detector for Atomic Dog and my photoelectric smoke detector for Flashlight! [/QB][/QUOTE]
 
 How will you deploy them, for highest efficacy?

G.Love

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Re: Flashlights...
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2004, 11:21:00 am »
Ionisation for smaller smoke particulates, and photoelectric for larger, darker, sooty smoke particulates.