My neighbors are big, fat liars. Advice?

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Ditto what Doom and Num said.

[Relaxer]

Don't be so certain. There could potentially be dozens of dollar at stake here. That's dozens with a 'd' folks.

[chaz]

Must suck to be you Julian.  Maybe you should take up residence in a Norman Rockwell painting.  My advice?  Don't be such an insufferable prick. 

[walkonby]

oh how the burberry stock do tumble.

this board is a vicious henhouse.

[Vas Deferens]

suck it up. People do stupid shit all the time.

Go ask your parents. Maybe they're more open minded than you. Part of living in America is minding your own fucking business. I wasn't born here, but I learned that the moment I got here.

[xneverwherex]

youve got to be kidding, right? its not even your business what your neighbors do/are doing, unless it directly affects you. if not - just shut up and do your own thing and theyll do theirs. i mean would it bother you if instead they were making gay porn and you figured that out by seeing in their window?

[walkonby]

youve got to be kidding, right? its not even your business what your neighbors do/are doing, unless it directly affects you. if not - just shut up and do your own thing and theyll do theirs. i mean would it bother you if instead they were making gay porn and you figured that out by seeing in their window?

uhmmmmmm . . . .

[sweetcell]

there's a dangerous, corrupting influence in the neighborhood, threatening my very way of life.

srsly?  jules, how are these people a threat?  sure, they're repugnant, scheming low-lifes - but that's a mild disturbance, not a threat.  are you concerned that they'll raid your abode and steal stuff?  take you hostage fro ransom?  make you join them on that street corner?!?  what?!?

btw, you asked "My neighbors are big, fat liars. Advice?".  the only thing you can really work on is the "fat" part.  i suggest you take an interest in their eating habits (cut out fats and processed carbs, up the fruit and veg), maybe invite them on your morning jogs, encourage them to seek a weight-loss support group if they're in to that kind of thing, etc.

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Sweets, this doesn't fall into the 98% of societal ills that can be solved by Julian's Americaning.

[walkonby]

i like how some people are forgetting that they are not paying taxes more than likely, and there is this little thing called unemployment that we all pay for not being used here.

[walkonby]

and everybody knows that homeless people are either all drunks or mental cases.  five keeps the neighborhood alive.

[you be betty]

You're the mid to late 20 something living with a 19 year old. I'd say they're the ones living next to a child molestor. 

you're stupid.  that is a perfectly normal age difference.  i'm 18 and my boyfriend is 24.  no one is molesting any children.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

So then it's all about matching intellect and shared life experiences? Are you aheaad of the curve in those categories, or is he lagging behind?

You're the mid to late 20 something living with a 19 year old. I'd say they're the ones living next to a child molestor. 

you're stupid.  that is a perfectly normal age difference.  i'm 18 and my boyfriend is 24.  no one is molesting any children.

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

And this is why I sometimes tend to forget that Charlie and Julian are different people.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Haha. I always confuse you with this guy.