My neighbors are big, fat liars. Advice?

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

I always confuse you with this product.

[6949]

Julian- I wish I could tell a story like you. 

Why aren't you concerned with the folks in your community who are dumb enough to give your neighbors money?   The 'homeless' who only appear during peak traffic times just give the real ones a bum rap.

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

speaking of homeless, if you're ever approached by someone selling "Street Sense," it's worth the buck to buy it, both because you'll make someone happy who is for-real homeless, and because it offers some interesting insight into another world while you're sitting on the Metro or whatever.

[walkonby]

speaking of homeless, if you're ever approached by someone selling "Street Sense," it's worth the buck to buy it, both because you'll make someone happy who is for-real homeless, and because it offers some interesting insight into another world while you're sitting on the Metro or whatever.

street sense -  step one, drink booze.  step two, talk to invisible demons everywhere you go.

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

step 3, start a new thread on the 930 Forum

[walkonby]

step 3, start a new thread on the 930 Forum

hey . . . i only drink booze on rare occasions, and the demons i talk to are clearly not invisible.

[Fernwright]

How do you know they aren't paying taxes? You have no clue.

If you don't think they are you could report them to the IRS.

http://www.irs.gov/individuals/article/0,,id=106778,00.html

You should mind you own business though, and fuck off. But since they already think you are a douche bag(you are) might as well go all the way.

[walkonby]

How do you know they aren't paying taxes? You have no clue.

If you don't think they are you could report them to the IRS.

http://www.irs.gov/individuals/article/0,,id=106778,00.html

You should mind you own business though, and fuck off. But since they already think you are a douche bag(you are) might as well go all the way.

and fernwright comes out swinging . . . a hit . . . it's back, it's back, it's, no good.  sorry.

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

Walkonby, on an unrelated note, I saw "Milk" this weekend and now I better understand why you're so uppity. 

[godsshoeshine]

wait, you rent (eww) in the city of richmond (gross) next to hipster-looking folks (gasp). do you really expect your neighbors to have proper employment?

please tell me that there is a gate surrounding your community or at least your country club is convenient

[eltee]

Homeless (not) tax-evaders made for an interesting breakfast read. Initially, anyway. The story went in another direction than I anticipated. In No. VA, generally neighbors call on each other about parked cars, dog poop* and their kids entering the invisible yard line.
If the cop wanted to get them on loitering or something, they wouldn't have laughed.
If they are not on your property or threatening you, I say, leave them alone. If you do anything, they could retaliate. (*reference neighbor disputes about poop & dogs)

[walkonby]

Walkonby, on an unrelated note, I saw "Milk" this weekend and now I better understand why you're so uppity. 

i like in the 1930's when "uppity" meant being high.

[Relaxer]

Walkonby, on an unrelated note, I saw "Milk" this weekend and now I better understand why you're so uppity. 

i like in the 1930's when "uppity" meant being high.

Or, if you were black, it meant you were dead or soon to be.

[walkonby]

Walkonby, on an unrelated note, I saw "Milk" this weekend and now I better understand why you're so uppity. 

i like in the 1930's when "uppity" meant being high.

Or, if you were black, it meant you were dead or soon to be.

actually, the term uppity meaning high in the 1930's, came from the black jazz world.