The Worlds Most Perfect Food

[walkonby]

sweets . . . your bacon power, is staggering.

[sweetcell]

it's genetic.  i'm mostly of eastern european decent.  every (approximation of) civilization from that part of the world was build on pork, perogies, vodka and repelling foreign invaders.  the rest is details.

[sweetcell]

a meeting of threads:

Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
Outlast the zombie invasion with the power of bacon.



The best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Really, this stuff is so delicious it's scary. It has a 10 plus year shelf life and is as tasty in year one as it is in year ten. Perfect for stocking up so you can survive the pending zombie invasion.

Bacon will save you

The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we'll win.
Bacon in a Can

Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips - blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you'll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon - the zenith of canned bacon!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-candy/c399/

[walkonby]

how odd . . . i already posted tactical bacon . . . but now the picture is nothing but a red x . . . but hey, you posted funny reading with your picture . . . so you win for now, kind sir.

[sweetcell]

you already posted it?  my bad.  i try to keep up with these things, guess this one flew in under the radar.  i shall be more diligent.

on to more baconess!!! (that's not a bad name for a band, come to think of it...)

[Relaxer]

I would like these in my life, though with my luck I'd accidentally eat my thumb and be a better man for it.

[sweetcell]

 

[walkonby]

[walkonby]

[Joke Insurance]

Can that be purchased anywhere in the DC area?

[Relaxer]

I don't know about that, but I do know that this cannot be found in DC. You have to go to Virginia to get it. But its worth it, lemme tellya.

[walkonby]

oh how they try to ruin the "bacon thread".  back on track.

[walkonby]

[walkonby]

[walkonby]

the ultimate for all your bacon needs.  i must say . . . fucking a!

http://bacontits.com/