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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #540 on: March 09, 2025, 11:35:48 am »
Quote from: hAtchsIde lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 09, 2025, 10:32:30 am
Man nearly neck-deep in mud rescued along Mt. Vernon Trail


Ok which one of you was it??? Space?

That reminds me we haven’t heard about his puppy in forever!
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #541 on: March 09, 2025, 12:14:30 pm »
Kennedy Center to Replace “Hamilton” with New Musical, “Burr”


(Full disclosure this was from the borowitz report)
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #542 on: March 11, 2025, 03:26:04 pm »
this made me LOL

Firmware update bricks HP printers, makes them unable to use HP cartridges
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #543 on: March 13, 2025, 10:30:13 am »
It was no accident!
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #544 on: March 13, 2025, 11:45:32 am »
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #545 on: March 13, 2025, 01:13:51 pm »
Quote from: hAtchsIde lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 13, 2025, 10:30:13 am
It was no accident!

and where is the pro-2A "stand your ground" crowd now, huh?

"he was coming at me with a leash... i knew it was a vet visit... i barked at him to back away but he kept coming, so i exercised my dog-given right to not back down, he got what he deserved..."


it's as if their silence was some kind of a dog whistle
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #546 on: March 16, 2025, 10:14:24 pm »
Can A Robot Be a Priest?
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #547 on: March 17, 2025, 10:31:42 am »
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« Reply #548 on: March 17, 2025, 11:13:11 am »
Virginia Zoo responds to gorilla escape rumors: 'we don't have those'

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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #549 on: March 17, 2025, 11:45:05 am »
Quote from: hAtchsIde lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 17, 2025, 11:13:11 am
Virginia Zoo responds to gorilla escape rumors: 'we don't have those'

well obviously they don't have any escaped gorillas: they've escaped, so by definition they aren't currently in the zoo.  duh.  people are dumb.
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