The tennis string... uh, thread

[sweetcell]

any fans of tennis here?

if so, i STRONGLY recommend that you tune in to nadal vs. monfils, on right now.  some ridiculous tennis going on at flushing meadows.  i'm soooo rooting for the frenchman, such attitude.

(p.s. yes, i wimped out on motorhead etc)

[wml7]

"ace" of spades, get it?? ace... like tennis.. ah never mind 

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

As the token elite white male of this board, I have been following every second of the US Open. Monfils is a class act, and Oudin is America's new tennis princess!

[Tom Servo]

I'm tired just watching this thing.  They are destroying the ball on every point.

[sweetcell]

i have NEVER been so impressed and amped up over a non-final match.  i don't have a horse in this race but i don't remember being this into a match since blake vs. agassi.  superb tennis.

(jules, i totally expected you to step up)

[sweetcell]

I'm tired just watching this thing.  They are destroying the ball on every point.

yeah, but at least they're doing in in 20+ shot ralleys

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Oudin/Wozniacki promises to be the teenage hotness match of the decade! Although, Wozniacki could stand to lose 15 pounds.

But yes, Monfils/Nadal is awesome so far.

[vansmack]

Although, Wozniacki could stand to lose 15 pounds.

That might cost her a full cup size and Smackie can't approve that.  As the Sports Guy pointed out last night on twitter:

No. 3 Google trend right now: "caroline wozniacki breasts." The U.S. Open everybody!

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

No, brother, what it adds to her thighs takes away from the chest-age. Oudin is where it's at! I stand by my statement: Wozniacki minus-15 would be killa!

[sweetcell]

I stand by my statement: Wozniacki minus-15 would be killa!

you and your skeleton fetish... woz looks perfect just the way she is.

but the real question of the day is: jules, what did you think of the frilly number she wore tonight?  t'was a low-level disaster, in my (unfashionable) books.  the match itself was good.

[James Ford]

She's 5'10" 128 lbs.

[sweetcell]

5'10" & 110 lbs is the upper limit of what julian will consider attractive... he doesn't like muscles 

(seriously, that girl doesn't have 15 pounds to lose, unless she stops training/being an athlete)

[walkonby]

5'10" & 110 lbs is the upper limit of what julian will consider attractive... he doesn't like muscles 

(seriously, that girl doesn't have 15 pounds to lose, unless she stops training/being an athlete)

that's because girls with muscles would be able to raise their hands to slap his face after he drones on about about hip his cary location of richmond is / how much money he spends on stuff / how he likes to repetitively make you know you are in the presence of someone "better" than you / how the music he listens to isn't for poor people.

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

but the real question of the day is: jules, what did you think of the frilly number she wore tonight?  t'was a low-level disaster, in my (unfashionable) books.  the match itself was good.

I don't know what's worse: that outfit, or the fact she wore it in both the 4th round and the quarters! You're the #9 player in the world: buy some clothes!

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

She's 5'10" 128 lbs.

If this is accurate measurements, then I take back my "lose 15 pounds" call. The correct figure was 9.