Yes, the grandmother speaks English, if she is still alive.
I'm a monolingual dolt. And my wife's Spanish won't help for this trip!
I don't have a problem paying tax on whatever it is i bring back.
The state laws:
Virginia:
http://www.abc.virginia.gov/enforce/shippinginfo.htmlImporting Alcoholic Beverages
No more than
one gallon of alcoholic beverages (or the metric equivalent) may be brought into Virginia from outside the Commonwealth, excepting shipments to the commission or its licensees, or new residents under special permits.
Anyone who transports more than such quantity of alcoholic beverages per adult in possession of the bonafide owner may be arrested, fined up to $2,500, and sentenced to a year in jail. In addition, the vehicle involved may be impounded and confiscated.
Alcoholic beverages includes wine, beer, or distilled spirits. This restriction applies not only to those alcoholic beverages brought into Virginia from other states or the District of Columbia, but also from defense installations.
http://individuals.marylandtaxes.com/publications/taxtips/personal/tip37.aspMaryland:
Am I allowed to bring alcoholic beverages into Maryland from another state or the District of Columbia?
You may personally bring into Maryland from another state
one quart of legally manufactured alcoholic beverage at any one time, not to exceed two quarts per month. Beyond that level, you cannot import, transport, or possess in Maryland alcoholic beverages upon which Maryland taxes have not been paid. Also, you may not have alcoholic beverages sent to you by out-of-state mail order suppliers or the Internet.