Tiger Woods Playlist

[Mobius]

So the bitch isn't 'society'?

I'd like to think Elin is handling this Swedishly by putting on hotpants, blowdrying her hair, applying some  heavy 70's style makeup and pretending she's Frida while dancing around her home singing appropriate ABBA songs like "SOS" and "Waterloo" and "Knowing Me Knowing You" before concluding with the showstopper "Mama Mia!" and resolving to find a man with real character AND sensitivity like Bjorn or Benny.

Also, did you know there is an ABBA song called 'Tiger'?  Fascinating.

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Jules, you've got to just love it. You use the word bitch towards women and it costs you a concert ticket. Jay-Z calls them bitches and the man makes millions! Obviously, a 'bitch' ain't one of them. 

What can I say? Weblebrity is a bitch.

[James Ford]

I always thought that the "a bitch ain't one" line implied that he doesn't have a problem acquiring bitches which Tiger does not.

I always thought he was complementing Beyonce by saying she didn't constitute a problem in his life in any way.

I always thought it was "complimenting".

Is that the way they spell it in Rechmond?

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

I always thought that the "a bitch ain't one" line implied that he doesn't have a problem acquiring bitches which Tiger does not.

I always thought he was complementing Beyonce by saying she didn't constitute a problem in his life in any way.

I always thought it was "complimenting".

Is that the way they spell it in Rechmond?

It's how we spell it in Meeechigan.

com⋅ple⋅ment
  /n. ˈkɒmpləmənt; v. ˈkɒmpləˌmɛnt/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [n. kom-pluh-muhnt; v. kom-pluh-ment] Show IPA
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1.    something that completes or makes perfect: A good wine is a complement to a good meal.
2.    the quantity or amount that completes anything: We now have a full complement of packers.
3.    either of two parts or things needed to complete the whole; counterpart.

As was clear to everyone but yourself, I was saying that Jay-Z knew that Beyonce really needed to hear that she was not a trifling bitch like all the other bitches he had earlier messed around with. So, he complemented her (and their relationship) with said knowledge, leading to their eventual engagement and marriage.

[James Ford]

complement=to complete
compliment=your hair looks pretty

He completed her with the "said knowledge"?

[nkotb]

In a Jerry Maguire way, maybe he did?

He completed her with the "said knowledge"?

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

In a Jerry Maguire way, maybe he did?

He completed her with the "said knowledge"?

Exactly. Knowledge that you're not a trifling bitch can truly complete us all.

[Ardamus]

How does 99 Problems apply to Tiger?

"I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

Well...that's not really true to Tiger at all. In fact, one could argue that all of his problems are related to bitches, yes?

follow this chart. this should clear up any questions you have.