For those of you that care, my wife and I welcomed our first child on Monday, February 22nd at 7:42 am. The little guy is named Desmond Donald*, and clocked in at 8lbs. 4oz., much to my wife's dismay. He and mom are doing great, though. We've been home for a few days now, and the kid's a dream. I'm still getting 6 hours of sleep a night, not counting naps and whatnot. I'd post pictures, but I've been too busy to actually take them off the camera. Suffice to say, he's the most perfect kid in the world**.
* He was named after his grandfather, who unfortunately succumbed to Parkinson's a few years back and didn't get to meet the little guy. Still, he was born only a day after granddad's birthday and eats every two hours, just like his namesake
Plus, his initials are Dee Dee, and there's nothing wrong with that.
** This is according to an impartial panel consisting of his mom, dad and grandparents, thus making it irrefutable