This re-post from elsewhere on the net is dedicated to walkonby:
Homo / ??!! Dear Elton John...
Posted by Adrian Ryan on Mon, Jun 14, 2010 at 9:30 AM
I despise you. I hate you so much. Every inch of me hates you. My hair hates you. My shoelaces hate you. Yes, you Elton John! You! Hate. I. hate. you. You make my gorge rise.
Don't look so surprised. You are a corpulent, wig-wearing manbag of pompous has-been homo pus. And you are a traitor. Pardon me...a filthy traitor. "Sell-out" is too good for you. My fondest ambition has become to throw a glass of pee in your eyes.
It makes me vomit the way we the, um, "gays" or whatever rally around you and lift your fat ass up like some kind of hero?a great Champion of the Cause! Courageous AIDS-money-giver! Gay-lanthropist! Friend of saucy old dames!
Bite me, you glitter sodden cow.
You waited until, what? You were 150 years old to come out of your rhinestone-studded closet? When you had your schmajlillions of pounds good and socked away, and there was absolutely no danger to you whatsoever because, hey, it was the flippin' 90s and everybody was coming out? There was money in it. And loads of attention! Enough attention to even perhaps renew interest in a sad bag of flatulent flab throwback from 40 years ago like you and let him drag his tragic ego along for a few...more...decades...
Oh, the bravery of you! What an inspiration to us all!
And all that is forgivable I guess. Who cares, really? A lot of weak and stupid and greedy famous people waited until they were safe in their rich midlives to finally capitalize on their sexuality. Whatever.
BUT! But. You played at Rush Limbaugh's wedding. That's right. Rush. Fucking. Pill-popping. Hate-mongering. Propaganda King for the Republican Right. Limbaugh. His FOURTH wedding, thank you very much. The man who has done everything in his power to ensure tha "people like you" (like me, fucker) can NEVER marry. The worst of the worst, the lowest of the low, the craziest of the craziest.
You are a cock-sucking court jester. You are a mockable paid dancing monkey that has spit in the face of gay people everywhere. I have no doubt at this point you would have bowled with Goebbels if there was fifty cents in it. You have made a fool out of all of us.
You're appalling. You disgust me. I hate you, Elton John.
