The Grammys

[Cock Van Der Palm]

Is there a bigger douchebag out there, and I'm not talking about Glenn Beck.

Glen Beck on Muse

Glenn Beck calls Muse's Grammys performance 'a call for revolution'

the right-wing radio host suggested  ?Uprising? was inciting revolution. ?You have basically a call for revolution by this group,? Beck said. ?Now, you have to remember these are Europeans, and they have been degraded for a very long time. Really, since the beginning of time. They have had very few glimpses of real freedom, even when England won the Second World War. They didn?t go into freedom. That?s where the Road to Serfdom came from.?

http://music-mix.ew.com/2011/02/14/glenn-beck-muse-revolution/

so many blow-hards

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Let's look at this logically:

Muse represents a call for revolution.

Any call for revolution in the post-modern world is represented by Che Guevera.

Therefore, Matt Bellamy is the new Che Guevera.

(Despite what English majors who still read Cosmo and watch "Gossip Girl" think)
Che Guevera, at no point in his life, ate pussy.

Matt Bellamy knocked up Goldie Hawn's daughter.

Therefore, Muse cannot represent a call for revolution.

Reductio ad absurdum


Counterpoint:

* - Goldie Hawn's daughter is the sloppy seconds of the lead singer of the Black Crowes

- The Black Crowes had a song called "Goodbye Daughters of the Revolution"

Brian

[James Ford]

So you're saying that not only does Muse suck, but the singer is actually a bigger douchebag than Glen Beck? Wow, that's harsh.

Though if Che was a straight guy who refused to go down on his women, I guess that wold make him the biggest douchebag.

[wml7]

 

[Cock Van Der Palm]

Actually I was talking about BW.

[walkonby]

 

you have made me smile.  thank you.

[James Ford]

While that particular post was a bit nonsensical, I'd say BW hits the nail on the head at least 75% of the time. And he does it with more panache than most. I'd say you're probably just a little jealous.

Actually I was talking about BW.

[Cock Van Der Palm]

You've got to be kidding.  His posts are so predictable, I know exactly who wrote them before looking at the name.  To be that much of a pretentious asshole on an already pretentious message board is quite an accomplishment. 

While that particular post was a bit nonsensical, I'd say BW hits the nail on the head at least 75% of the time. And he does it with more panache than most. I'd say you're probably just a little jealous.

Actually I was talking about BW.

[City3]

My heart loves Arcade Fire. 

[Thousand Made-Up Loves]

Mark the day.  Valentine's Day, 2011.  Brian Wallace doth proclaimed:

One day, very soon, we will look back on these idiots:

with as much embarassment as we do, say a "Creed" or a "Limp Bizkit."

Brian

Christ, you're stupid. How are you able to tie your shoes?

[James Ford]

God probably doesn't appreciate you insulting his son like that. And I'm pretty sure he wore sandals.

Mark the day.  Valentine's Day, 2011.  Brian Wallace doth proclaimed:

One day, very soon, we will look back on these idiots:

with as much embarassment as we do, say a "Creed" or a "Limp Bizkit."

Brian

Christ, you're stupid. How are you able to tie your shoes?

[Jaguar]

^ Good one, Rhett! 

[Brian_Wallace]

I remember a couple of years ago when "The Smashing Pumpkins" were about to release "Zeitgeist" and I called bullshit on THAT.  And EVERYBODY on this board was like:  "You're a fool!"  "You're an idiot!"  "The greatest band of the 90's is coming back!", "How DARE you criticize the genius of Billy Corgan?!?!!" etc, etc.  Find the thread.

How did that work out for you?  History demonstrated that I was right.  The Smashing Pumpkins were an overrated joke of a band THEN.  They're an overrated joke of a band NOW.  And ALWAYS WILL BE.  How many times have you listened to "Tarantula" recently?

So keep chirping about The Arcade Fire.  How they saved your over-extended souls.  Time will, once again, prove I'm correct.

You're all sheep.  You don't love music.  You love music you're supposed to love.

Brian

[bearman🐻]

I'm intrigued by Brian, not because of what he hates, but I'm curious what gets his stamp of approval. OK, we know what he thinks sucks. So what rules? Feed us a positive post every now and again. Let's see how good his tastes are. That way we can take immense pleasure in validating them or ripping them to shreds.

[Vas Deferens]

He loves Semi Precious Weapons.

Enuff said.

[slappy]

I'm intrigued by Brian, not because of what he hates, but I'm curious what gets his stamp of approval. OK, we know what he thinks sucks. So what rules? Feed us a positive post every now and again. Let's see how good his tastes are. That way we can take immense pleasure in validating them or ripping them to shreds.

I'll put money he's got these posters above his bunk bed.