nice one there brian. first of all, let me express good christmas tidings to you and your family. i'm sure you celebrate in style. legend . . . ah . . . such a film. i grew up on that film. like a little nerdling obsessed with dungeons and dragons and all things fantasy related. what a work of art that film was. of course, fuck head tom cruise tried to ruin it with his horrible character, and god anybody else would have been better, but who cares about him, for he cannot ruin what legend is as fodder for creative minds everywhere. it can frustrate one into actually believing what you are seeing could be real but you cannot achieve it, if one is naive enough . . . and that is the magic of film when it is done correct. like kubrick's barry lyndon. but back to legend. i mean, are you kidding me. billy barty and cork hubbert as the loveable little people and that super sexy oona pixie flying around being all tart like. mia sara i could give or take a rat's ass about, but if i was straight, i'm sure i would make rude comments about her breasts or something. and who can not be blown away . . . yes i said blown away by tim currey as darkness. yum yum, if you into getting raped by satan, not that i am or anything. so there, brian. yes, i love me some ridley scott, mister dreamy old man and his brilliant masterpiece film, legend. whew, i need a drink after all that. yes, a gin and tonic would be nice.
