Role Call: Gwyneth Paltrow cookbook

[James Ford]

Anybody else picking up the cookbook for their trophy shelf? Put it alongside the Country Strong dvd and the country music cd? Anybody?

[walkonby]

i tried many threads with dumb posts before.  it didn't work.  people hated it.  they told me so.  i quit.

[Brian_Wallace]

No only is she a **** who everybody hates AND she's married to the guy from COLDPLAY(!) she ALSO, like most ****s, just RUINS something cool for EVERYONE.  I mean, free Johnny Rockets....for a YEAR!:

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/04/alan_cumming_johnny_rockets.html

Brian

[James Ford]

Fook Johnny Rockets. It's owned by Dan Snyder.

Many years ago (before Snyder owned it) we walked out of a Johnny Rockets because they tried to pass off a hamburger as a veggie burger. Double fook them.

[ggw]

Did I ever tell you guys about the time Gwyneth Paltrow was shamelessly coming on to me?

[godsshoeshine]

are we not allowed to swear or something

[walkonby]

fuck is cliche.  fook is neato and gets people to read it.

[James Ford]

Yes, you have. Numerous times.

But you never told us if she was a good fook or not.

Did I ever tell you guys about the time Gwyneth Paltrow was shamelessly coming on to me?

[walkonby]

that skinny bootch couldn't fook her way out of paperbag filled with coocks.

[walkonby]

ok . . . sorry, mister ford.


this and your other thread are now fun.

[Frank Gallagher]

So she can't act, cant' sing and now she's going to demonstrate she can't cook?

[sweetcell]

suck my cook

[Frank Gallagher]

suck my cook

correction

sook my cook


Thank you,

 

[Relaxer]

Did I ever tell you guys about the time Gwyneth Paltrow was shamelessly coming on to me?

"Then she moved up to me, bro"

[Frank Gallagher]

Did I ever tell you guys about the time Gwyneth Paltrow was shamelessly coming on to me?

"Then she moved up to me, bro"

It looks like she's sooking his cook....