Mike Watt, Eddie Vedder, and Dave Grohl

[wml7]

How come this couldn't happen when I saw Mike Watt a few weeks ago 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53iKXGOiBGY

[Frank Gallagher]

I was expecting,



....walk into a bar!

[kosmo vinyl]

I saw this tour it was a great show!

[sweetcell]

I was expecting,



....walk into a bar!

actually, that could be pretty good.  let's see what you jokesters come up with:

Mike Watt, Eddie Vedder, and Dave Grohl walk into a bar.  (complete the rest!)

[wml7]

Mike Watt, Eddie Vedder and Dave Grohl walk into a bar. The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever."  Mike Watt walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there."  So Eddie Vedder tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour. Finally, Dave Grohol goes down. When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it.  He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!"
 

[sweetcell]

Mike Watt, Eddie Vedder, and Dave Grohl walk into a bar.  all three of them suffered mild concussions.

[wml7]

Mike Watt, Eddie Vedder, and Dave Grohl walk into the 9:30 club, they paid 12 dollars for a bud light 

[walkonby]

mike watt, eddie vedder, dave grohl walk into a bar.  everybody there is all over dave and eddie, peppering them with praise and question of their lives.  arms over shoulders all around.  smiles seem to light up the evening from there on out.  and mike watt just stands off to the side as this total douche bag trying to get an iphone shot of the two rock legends tells him, hey bartender . . . the toilet in back is all messed up.

[Relaxer]

Mike Watt, Eddit Vedder and Dave Grohl walk into a bar. There's a lot of riff-raff there, so Eddie mumbles , as is his wont, "Gone! Off he goes! Rearviewmirror" and then left. Mike , being the self-deprecating kind of guy he is, cheerfully announced "It's expected, I'm gone" and left. But Grohl, always happy to mix it up a bit, smiled and said "I'll stick around."

[Relaxer]

If that were a real joke, it would be poor.
You might even say it would be econo. You probably wouldn't say that though.

[saltenya94]

Mike Watt, Eddie Vedder, and Dave Grohl walk into a bar and Mike Watt starts drinking a beer.  Eddie starts smoking a cigar.  Grohl starts smoking as well.  At then D Boone kicks the door down and runs to the bar and yells "this ain't no picnic!"  And then sings songs by the Urinals, incoherently.

[walkonby]

http://pollstar.com/blogs/news/archive/2011/03/24/761052.aspx

[Driveway]

The show on April 25, 1995 at the Black Cat at the age of 14 kind of changed my life.  Mike Watt w/ Foo Fighters and Hovercraft.

[Relaxer]

Wait wait wait, here's a good one:

Mike Watt, Eddie Vedder and Dave Grohl walk into a bar. The trio sat down at the bar. Mike Watt goes "I'll have a beer!" Then Eddie Vedder says "Make that two!" And then Dave Grohl is all "Yeah that sounds good, I'll have a beer too." Then the three friends sat and enjoyed their beers and talked about sports.

[chaz]

Mike Watt drinks un-ironic PBR and Dave drinks ironic PBR.  Eddie drinks something fancy and european.