Who REALLY killed John Lennon?

<img src="http://www.gull.us/photos/misc/van.jpg" alt=" - " /> Could it have been Stephen King???

[thirsty moore]

John Lennon isn't dead, he's just holed up in the studio producing Morrissey's album.  I picked up the copy leaked on the internet and I distinctly heard Mr. Lennon coughing on Track 3.