BREAK UP THE F-ING NATIONALS

[James Ford]

Should this go in the Orioles thread or the Nationals?

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/04/matrix-major-league-baseball-owners-asshole

[DeathFromAbove1979]

Weird, millionaires are assholes.

[stevewizzle]

werth's AB music is something to admire this week.

1st AB) Walking Dead Main Theme
2nd AB) Dave Matthews Band - Warehouse (Live) (aka the "Woo! song from the Caps games)
3rd AB) Warren Zwvon - Werewolves of London
4th AB) Game of Thrones main theme

(stolen from dcist)

[DeathFromAbove1979]

[James Ford]

Anybody else think this guy is the biggest douche on the DC sports scene (especially since the Wizards traded away their gaggle of douches)?

Running around in his "I just gotta be me because I'm a unique individual" big beard look that has become so tired and cloned?

Thank god the Orioles don't allow big beards and mullets on their team.

[DeathFromAbove1979]

Rizzo has a semi-strict facial hair policy. He was talking about Espi and Werth's beards during spring training and how long Werths hair had gotten. I think it's more him taking a lead role in the locker room. I don't think he's a douche at all. It's a different look lol. I think that's why Bam Bam also grew his beard out.

Jayson Werth is the man.

[James Ford]

I'll take a quiet intense guy who gets the job done like Strasburg over a showy fool like Werth any day.

[DeathFromAbove1979]

How exactly is he showy, other than having a beard? Which I don't really constitute as being "showy", btw. Bam Bam has a beard, Espi has a beard, Desi had a ridiculous mustache..

[James Ford]

It's the mullet and beard combination, I reckon. Looks like he's straight out of some horrible 90's alt-rock band.

I have no idea who Bam Bam is.

And I never said that Werth had cornered the market on looking stupid.

How exactly is he showy, other than having a beard? Which I don't really constitute as being "showy", btw. Bam Bam has a beard, Espi has a beard, Desi had a ridiculous mustache..

[DeathFromAbove1979]

He doesn't have a mullet, just long raggidy hair. But to each their own. If you want us to look like the Yankees I guess that's fine.

Bam Bam = Bryce Harper

{nicknamed by Werth after he slammed his bat into a wall, the bat breaking, hitting him in the face and cutting him on the forhead}

[Yada]

Can we get walky to weigh in on his preferred looks of a baseball player?

[DeathFromAbove1979]

Looking forward to this Barves series. Gonna be 2 rams bucking into each other all weekend. I'll be there on Saturday, hopefully with my Gio bobblehead in hand.

[James Ford]

Seems like Dum Dum would have been more appropriate!

He doesn't have a mullet, just long raggidy hair. But to each their own. If you want us to look like the Yankees I guess that's fine.

Bam Bam = Bryce Harper

{nicknamed by Werth after he slammed his bat into a wall, the bat breaking, hitting him in the face and cutting him on the forhead}

[DeathFromAbove1979]

You probably would have hated Werth even more if that was the nickname.

[DeathFromAbove1979]

Went to the games on Friday night and Saturday afternoon. Friday night got bad towards the end as fans started filing out and you could hear the Barves fans doing their stupid chant. I booed them loudly and screamed "LET"S GO NATS" and finally got our section doing the same. I hate Barves and their fans so much. I thought there was a bunch of people there on Saturday, then they announced about halfway through that the game was a sell out, just over 42,000. While I enjoy my Gio bobblehead, a win or 2 or 3 would have been great.

Seeing the bats fall silent was bad enough, Wilson Ramos and Danny Espinosa going down was just salt in the wound. Danny is also out tonight, I believe...