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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #435 on: December 25, 2014, 10:05:32 pm »
Artist Who Made A Canoe Shaped Like Her Vagina Charged For Obscenity In Japan

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #436 on: December 28, 2014, 04:35:16 pm »
Italian Circus Paints Puppies And Calls Them Pandas
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #437 on: December 29, 2014, 12:23:12 pm »

Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #438 on: December 29, 2014, 12:41:47 pm »
excellent!
I'm sure Hutch will get a kick out of this

"According to Argentinian folklore, the seventh son born to a family turns into the feared ?el lobison?.

The werewolf-like creature shows its true nature on the first Friday after boy?s 13th birthday, the legend says, turning the boy into a demon at midnight during every full moon, doomed to hunt and kill before returning to human form.

As well as feeding on excrement, unbaptized babies, and the flesh of the recently dead, the lobison was said to be unnaturally strong and able to spread its curse with a bite.

Fear of the lobison was so rife in 19th Century Argentina that some families abandoned or even murdered baby boys ? an atrocity that sparked the unusual Presidential practice of adoption, aimed at stopping the deadly stigma.

Starting in 1907, the tradition was formally established by a decree in 1973 by Juan Domingo Peron, which also extended the practice to baby girls."


So nice of Peron to include the girls too!
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #439 on: December 29, 2014, 12:45:12 pm »
So nice of Peron to include the girls too!
Equality.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #440 on: January 02, 2015, 04:05:50 pm »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #441 on: January 02, 2015, 04:38:21 pm »
Nice neck tat.

Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #442 on: January 07, 2015, 03:37:51 pm »
or you could buy a player with what seems like a better set of specs for about the same price...

http://www.fiio.com.cn/products/index.aspx?ID=100000055517771&MenuID=105026016


That does sound cool especially considering the shape, size and functionality of the Ponos player. 
well now you can purchase PonoFormat with the cost of an album ranging from $17.99 up to $27.49
thanks Neil for giving us perfect music at more than twice the price


Gizmodo's take
The whole idea behind the player is to provide a home for "Pono" files with soaring resolutions, but there's no evidence to suggest that the HD audio files are audibly any different to the sound provided by CDs. But the files are bigger. And, uh, very expensive.

As Neil Young asks: "But can your soul recognize it? That's what I'm talking about. Do you feel this, or is it just wallpaper?" Quite, Neil.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #444 on: January 14, 2015, 02:46:00 pm »
Police Ask That You Not Call 911 For TV Listings

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #447 on: January 14, 2015, 03:01:41 pm »
http://www.arlnow.com/2015/01/14/police-life-coach-smashes-glass-on-mans-face-in-ballston/
Ohio State graduate. How did I know before clicking?
My god, the comments on this thing are gold.


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I hope the glass was empty. A beer is a terrible thing to waste.

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His was actually half-full.

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #449 on: January 14, 2015, 03:24:17 pm »
Takes one to know one
or
He who smelt it, dealt it
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