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« Reply #77 on: January 31, 2012, 01:19:44 pm »
This is so weird that it took me about ten minutes of staring at this to even make the connection.

Given the amazing juxtaposition between Disney and Joy Division, I can't tell if this is the most amazing thing ever or the worst.  For sheer insanity, I'm leaning toward the former.



the mickey/joy division shirt is no more (hence the broken link to the image above)
http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/01/26/disney-pulls-joy-division-inspired-mickey-mouse-shirt/

Atrocity Exhibition: 18 Dubious Uses for Joy Division
http://www.spin.com/gallery/atrocity-exhibition-18-dubious-uses-joy-division
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« Reply #78 on: January 31, 2012, 02:54:12 pm »
Eel enters man's penis in spa treatment, is surgically removed


 A Chinese man had to have an eel surgically removed from his bladder after a mishap while undergoing an unusual spa treatment.

Zhang Nan, a 56-year-old resident of Hubei province, was bathing with live eels, in the hopes that the tiny, serpentine critters would nibble away layers of dead skin, revealing more youthful-looking skin below.


It's similar to those unusual pedicures that have fish eat dead skin off people's feet -- except that you're fully submerged, and you're probably naked, and there are eels all over you.

Anyway, Nan felt a sharp pain, realized a 6-inch eel had entered his penis and was wriggling up through his urethra. He tried to pull it out but its tiny body was too slippery to hold, and it disappeared up his penis and into his bladder, according to the story.

This, the writer points out, is not the first time such an incident has been described: A teenage boy had to undergo emergency surgery to remove a 0.79-inch fish that climbed into his urethra while he was holding it and urinating.

(Superfluous health advice of the day: Don't hold live animals while you're relieving yourself. No matter how good an idea it seems at the time.)

Freakish as this sort of accident sounds -- and it is, of course -- there's actually a particular type of fish that has a reputation for bladder-diving. According to a Kansas State page on parasitology, there are some types of parasitic catfishes in the Amazon (mostly in the genus Vandellia, and commonly called candiru) that have been known to invade the human urethra, often while humans are urinating into a body of water.

For the record, though, most men out there should be more worried about bacteria and viruses entering the urethra than eels doing so. For some perspective, here's a rundown from the Cleveland Clinic on some of other, more common conditions affecting the penis.

http://articles.latimes.com/2011/sep/16/news/la-heb-eel-penis-spa-urethra-20110916


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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #80 on: February 06, 2012, 06:19:22 pm »
And that variation, When Stupid People Believe an Onion Article:

Congressman Falls for The Onion's Planned Parenthood 'Abortionplex' Story



Meet John Fleming, the unfortunate Republican U.S. Representative from Louisiana who made that wonderful and all-too-common mistake of thinking that an Onion article was real and telling his Facebook followers to read it.
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« Reply #83 on: February 17, 2012, 03:04:32 am »
Bound, naked in a Subaru: Valentine's Day role-playing ends badly
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationnow/2012/02/valentines-day-role-play-portland.html
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« Reply #85 on: March 11, 2012, 04:52:25 pm »

WRRTO story of the year, so far:




Chess Championships Lose Sex Appeal With New No-Cleavage Rule

This isn?t the beer pong world championships ? distractions during a championship chess game are surely unwarranted. An opponent across the table sporting a low-cut top could cause even the most expert chessman to focus on checking her out rather than delivering checkmate. So the European Chess Union has decided to lay out a dress code to keep the classiness in the game.
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« Reply #86 on: March 24, 2012, 12:55:06 am »
'Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region': Shocking blunder as Borat's mock national anthem is played out at medal ceremony

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2119505/Kazakhstans-prostitutes-cleanest-region-Shocking-blunder-Borats-National-Anthem-played-medal-ceremony.html
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« Reply #87 on: April 03, 2012, 03:56:32 pm »
Mansfield police officers smash Mercedes window to save toy dog

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-17590000

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« Reply #88 on: April 05, 2012, 01:41:42 pm »
Pastor in Krispy Kreme crash charged with DUI drugs

http://www.nbc12.com/story/17333191/pastor-charged-in-krispy-kreme-crash

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