some ticketmaster tips:
-have a fast connection (obviously)
-be able to time ticketmaster with time.gov, tickets usually go up for sale 4 to 5 seconds past the hour
-don't refresh the page where you buy the tickets, notice how much longer it takes to load when you do that vs. how quickly the page loaded when you entered from the listing of venues and dates?
-have ticketmaster.ca as a back up on another browser in case the show isn't loading for you
-only 1 of the 2 captcha words is the one you need to type, if you see one with any characters other than letters (a comma, period, upside down letters, etc), that one ain't it
And for the love of god, quit complaining about ticketmaster and different conspiracies, you sound like an idiot. Notice how many tickets are already on stubhub? There are a lot of scalpers out there, both professional and amateur. These people are much better at ticketmaster than you and will beat you to the punch every time unless you practice and see what works and what doesn't work to improve your speed.