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RatBastard

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Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« on: August 13, 2011, 07:12:52 pm »
Well some of you know that I have been out of work over 3½ years and had a lot of medical issues throughout my life.    Well I get mail from the casinos in Atlantic City giving me $250 in free play, a free room, and a voucher for a free cruise for two if I show up this past Friday (yesterday).  My buddy Jeff tells me he will drive and cover gas/tolls so I basically get a much needed mini-vacation for free.  I saved up a whole whopping $100 so I could play a little extra and off we go...

Around 5:00 Thursday afternoon I sit down at the Let It Ride table with my $100 and decide to go for it.  I bet a total of $86.  I end up hitting 3-4-5 hearts as my pocket cards, and cool I win $400.  I am happy.  The dealer turn over his two card and shows the 2 hearts and then the 6 hearts.  I start freaking as now i have 2-3-4-5-6 hearts.  It took about 5-10 minutes for me to find out that I had just won a grand total of $12,900.  They had to shut down the game for about 45 minuets to verify everything but sure enough, they slide me 25 $500 chips and 4 $100 chips.  I gave the $100 chips to the dealer and the three other people at he table (including Jeff).  The $12,000 went into the safe in the room and came home with me, and I just enjoy the casino with the $500.  You might say I was just a little excited and very happy...
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betao

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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2011, 07:20:11 pm »
thats awesome. congrats man!

runwhiteyrun06

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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2011, 07:28:22 pm »
Wow, congrats!!

James Ford

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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2011, 08:09:35 pm »
Congrats! What's your net earnings for gambling over your entire lifetime?

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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2011, 08:22:03 pm »
Congratulations for winning and for being able to bring home the $12k.

HoyaSaxa03

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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2011, 08:25:14 pm »
awesome, i fucking hate let it ride :)  can't even think of how much poker winnings i've bled out at that game
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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2011, 08:40:54 pm »
Well actually I am doing pretty damn god at the casino.  Last December i had a similar thing happen.  They sent me $35 worth of coupons right before I was headed to the HOB in the Showboat for a concert.  On the way out the door I put the voucher and a $5 bill in the $10 slot machine, first pull I hit 5x - 10x - bar.  Won $10,000.  Went right to the car and headed home when they paid me that in cash.  Lightning twice and all maybe.
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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2011, 08:47:45 pm »
Hey Jimmy Ford,

What are your net lifetime earnings for being an annoying douche?

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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2011, 08:49:42 pm »
Congrats on the win once again, how does that work when you have to do taxes??  Do they take half of that?  ;D

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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2011, 10:13:21 pm »
Hey Jimmy Ford,

What are your net lifetime earnings for being an annoying douche?

seriously.  do you feel better about your life, ford, every time you shoot down someone else?

Congrats on the win once again, how does that work when you have to do taxes??  Do they take half of that?  ;D


well, they pay out in cash... personally, uless they ask for ID i'd say my name "dan snyder" ;D
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wml7

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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2011, 10:31:23 pm »
Hey Jimmy Ford,

What are your net lifetime earnings for being an annoying douche?

seriously.  do you feel better about your life, ford, every time you shoot down someone else?

Congrats on the win once again, how does that work when you have to do taxes??  Do they take half of that?  ;D


well, they pay out in cash... personally, uless they ask for ID i'd say my name "dan snyder" ;D

tax free??  Hell that's even better congrats once again  ;D

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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2011, 10:44:49 pm »
I entered this thread wondering if Rhett had tried to kill this dude's buzz.


Thank you for being predictable, Rhett.
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wml7

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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2011, 11:07:28 pm »
Is Rhett, Ford, or whatever name he goes by, the board meanie?  ;D

James Ford

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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2011, 11:17:43 pm »
Nah. We've apparently got a few people on here who've been drinking tonight though.  ::)

Is Rhett, Ford, or whatever name he goes by, the board meanie?  ;D

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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2011, 11:41:38 pm »
That's awesome. Congrats!