Amongst her repertoire- “I Wish I Was Stephen Malkmus”. Can’t be all bad.
Nothing has ever said "I am a middle aged white guy" better than your sentence.
They both sing songs about hair. Lyrically, i'd say they're pretty even-Stephen.
Lyrics
Think I'm starting to change
With the weeks and the days
Got this new blue-haired phase
I think I kinda like it
Think I kinda like it
Yeah
Think I kinda like it
'Cause I get tired of the same shit
Got new hair, a new phase
I'm from outer space
And I'm pretty sure I'll get used to it
Guess I'm tryna get by
'Cause like the weather, I change with time
And I sit at home, cry to Pavement
I wish I was Stephen Malkmus
I wanted change, no one forced it
My hair is blue, it's pretty obvious
That I kinda like it
Think I kinda like it
Yeah
Think I kinda like it
'Cause I get tired of the same shit
Got new hair, a new phase
I'm from outer space
And I'm pretty sure I'll get used to it
Now I've changed, I've been feeling comfy
But now I've changed, I've been feeling lonely
'Cause your photos suck, your brand is shit
You're up your butt
You never really ask me how I am, ask me how I am
'Cause I sit at home, cry to Pavement
I wish I was Stephen Malkmus
I wanted change, no one forced it
My hair is blue, it's pretty obvious
That I kinda like it
Think I kinda like it
Nice
Think I kinda like it
'Cause I get tired of the same shit
Got new hair, a new phase
I'm from outer space
And I'm pretty sure I'll get used to it
Fuck
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Songwriters: Beatrice Kristi Laus
I Wish I Was Stephen Malkmus lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC