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Uncle Sam to go to Mars, film at eleven
« on: January 12, 2004, 03:06:00 pm »
Prof. Bush has just announced formal plans for a stunning 21st century odyssey.
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 After the announcement Dr.Bush went on to explain how the weak electro-magnetic force affects the quantum relationship of mesons, bosons and leptons.

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Re: Uncle Sam to go to Mars, film at eleven
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2004, 03:32:00 pm »
With all that he has been proposing he seems to be off his ritilan.  BTW, finally have been cranking the Hawkwind.  Now I have to join Hells Angels and ride the roads with those tunes.  They rock!  thanks.

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Re: Uncle Sam to go to Mars, film at eleven
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2004, 03:40:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Sir HC:
   BTW, finally have been cranking the Hawkwind.  Now I have to join Hells Angels and ride the roads with those tunes.  They rock!  thanks.
I thought the Pagans ruled the road in the Free State?

Re: Uncle Sam to go to Mars, film at eleven
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2004, 03:41:00 pm »
I wonder if GW Bush uses any penis enlargement products.

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Re: Uncle Sam to go to Mars, film at eleven
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2004, 04:03:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Sir HC:
  BTW, finally have been cranking the Hawkwind.  Now I have to join Hells Angels and ride the roads with those tunes.  They rock!  thanks.
That Mars song features a clip of Nixon's phone call to the moon, BTW.  There's another HawkwinD tune on another album with a clip of John Glenn's 'Fireflys' lament from the first orbit in the middle of a tune.
 
 Lemmy???  Rock...?  
 
 Hell phreakin' yeah!

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Re: Uncle Sam to go to Mars, film at eleven
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2004, 04:14:00 pm »
Life On Mars
 David Bowie
 
 It's a god-awful small affair
 To the girl with the mousy hair
 But her mummy is yelling "No"
 And her daddy has told her to go
 But her friend is nowhere to be seen
 Now she walks through her sunken dream
 To the seat with the clearest view
 And she's hooked to the silver screen
 But the film is a saddening bore
 For she's lived it ten times or more
 She could spit in the eyes of fools
 As they ask her to focus on
 
 Sailors fighting in the dance hall
 Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
 It's the freakiest show
 Take a look at the Lawman
 Beating up the wrong guy
 Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
 He's in the best selling show
 Is there life on Mars?
 
 It's on Amerikas tortured brow
 That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
 Now the workers have struck for fame
 'Cause Lennon's on sale again
 See the mice in their million hordes
 From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads
 Rule Britannia is out of bounds
 To my mother, my dog, and clowns
 But the film is a saddening bore
 'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
 It's about to be writ again
 As I ask you to focus on
 
 Sailors fighting in the dance hall
 Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
 It's the freakiest show
 Take a look at the Lawman
 Beating up the wrong guy
 Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
 He's in the best selling show
 Is there life on Mars?

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Re: Uncle Sam to go to Mars, film at eleven
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2004, 05:28:00 pm »
He's not just a professor, he's also a humanitarian!
 
 From NY Daily News:
 
  He didn't free the slaves.
 
  He didn't rid the world of Hitler.
 
  He didn't even - like his father - preside over the destruction of the Berlin Wall.
 
  Yet George W. Bush tells New Yorker writer Ken Auletta: "No President has ever done more for human rights than I have."  
 
  With stunners like that, no wonder he spends so little time with journalists.
 
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Re: Uncle Sam to go to Mars, film at eleven
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2004, 10:12:00 pm »
Swervedriver also have a song called Mars. More great road music.
 
 GGW, you're right, the Pagans do rule the roads around here. I've known a few Pagans in my time. (And NO, not in the Biblical sense, Mankie.) They've always been very nice to me but a couple of the chicks have wanted to kill me out of imagined fear towards me. They are the ones who scare the shit out of me.
 
 Sir HC, if you can find it, check out Captain Lockheed and the Starfighters. There's a story in there from beginning to end with lots of great music in between. This is Robert Calvert's project and it's fucking fantastic!!! The Master will back me up on that.
 
 My turntable is down so haven't been able to listen to it for years and it's killing me. Can't find it on CD either. I tried downloading it several years ago but all the fans have super slow connections and the files sounded like shit so haven't bothered again. Besides, you really need to hear them from beginning to end without the breaks between files. You'll understand when you finally hear it.
 
 I can't drive and listen to Spirit Of The Age though or I start driving like a maniac.

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Re: Uncle Sam to go to Mars, film at eleven
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2004, 05:57:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  I wonder if GW Bush uses any penis enlargement products.
he probaly does but thinks they go in the penis......(o god that whould hurt!!!!!)
 
 more than my incision, and not seein one hot nurse!!!!!!