Is it hell for you when you go through airport security?  Or do you not put everything on till after the screening?
 
i am very good at getting through the screening.  i have a lot of experience with metal detectors in my work history.  i put some things in my checked bags, some in my carry on, and i know what out of the rest i need to take out to make a smooth trip through.  they look surprised every time i go through without a hitch, though.
i did get hung up once when i was on tour, but that's only because i was "randomly" selected for extra screening.  that dude saw things that he can't unsee.