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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #405 on: May 30, 2024, 09:05:27 am »
Sadly further proof Michigan is the Florida of the north

Suspended driver joins court hearing while driving

A judge in the US state of Michigan was surprised when a defendant appeared for his remote court hearing while behind the wheel.
Corey Harris, who is charged with driving on a suspended licence, joined the call from a moving car.
"I don't even know why he would do that," the judge said to the defendant's lawyer.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c133x22kzrpo

As someone pointed out "Apart from perjury, is this the first recorded case of someone committing the same crime they're actually on trial in the middle of the trial?"
The look on the guys face when he realizes he's going to be in trouble is priceless.
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #406 on: May 30, 2024, 10:33:20 am »
The flecks of grey in his beard tell me he's at least in his mid-30s. His friends and family failed him in allowing him to get to such an age with so little awareness of how his behavior is perceived by others. "That Corey, he's just so crazy!" is a permission slip that should've expired when he was 20. Did Corey have multiple trials on his docket and got the charges mixed up? E.g., did he think he was zooming into a reckless driving trial?
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #407 on: June 12, 2024, 11:25:13 am »
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #408 on: June 12, 2024, 09:47:33 pm »
The plot thickens regarding the dude driving in Michigan


Man Who Went Viral for Virtual Court Appearance for Suspended License While in Car Just Got His Learner's Permit

Style point deduction for linking to people magazine, too lazy to find it elsewhere

https://people.com/man-viral-court-appearance-car-just-got-learner-permit-8660914

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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #409 on: June 16, 2024, 07:00:12 am »
Since we donít have the greatest half-headline thread, Iíll just put this here


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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #410 on: June 17, 2024, 07:41:53 am »
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #411 on: June 17, 2024, 08:30:20 am »
This is sounding more and more like what happens when a JA offspring goes wild

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Re: The Great Headline thread
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #413 on: July 01, 2024, 09:52:51 am »
do we have a 'only in Florida thread?'

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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #414 on: July 01, 2024, 09:56:47 am »
What? WHAT??

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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #415 on: July 15, 2024, 04:44:22 pm »
Loads of forum content here

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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #417 on: July 15, 2024, 05:50:19 pm »

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