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James Ford

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« Reply #240 on: September 19, 2012, 08:57:46 am »
Call me crazy, but I think Steve Johnson should be in the starting rotation.

K8teebug

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« Reply #241 on: September 19, 2012, 09:18:50 am »
He has started a game or two.  At this point, I'm not doubting Buck.

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« Reply #242 on: September 19, 2012, 09:19:50 am »
We're Number #3!

MLB's top selling teams for merchandise in September on fanatics.com:

1.New York Yankees
2.San Francisco Giants
3.Baltimore Orioles
4.Boston Red Sox
5.Atlanta Braves
6.St. Louis Cardinals
7.Texas Rangers
8.Los Angeles Dodgers
9.Cincinnati Reds
10.Detroit Tigers

67 percent of fans buying Orioles merchandise online live outside Maryland.

I'm hoping this means we'll get some really cool team gear next year.  The jacket choices for women are not the best.  I mean, the Cubs have lost just as many seasons and their gear is SO COOL.

James Ford

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« Reply #243 on: September 19, 2012, 09:27:14 am »
How anyone over the age of 18 who wears major league gear or any sports team gear (beyond a cap) gets laid is a great mystery to me.

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« Reply #244 on: September 19, 2012, 09:42:18 am »
How anyone over the age of 18 who wears major league gear or any sports team gear (beyond a cap) gets laid is a great mystery to me.

This explains how many people do it: http://bit.ly/Piumm, gear or no gear.

K8teebug

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« Reply #245 on: September 19, 2012, 09:49:03 am »
How anyone over the age of 18 who wears major league gear or any sports team gear (beyond a cap) gets laid is a great mystery to me.

They place those logos right at boob line for the ladies. 

James Ford

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« Reply #246 on: September 19, 2012, 09:58:57 am »
Perhaps I should have said any MAN. Women can get away with wearing anything.  ;)

How anyone over the age of 18 who wears major league gear or any sports team gear (beyond a cap) gets laid is a great mystery to me.

They place those logos right at boob line for the ladies. 

StoneTheCrow

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« Reply #247 on: September 19, 2012, 10:06:15 am »
That goes for band t-shirts, too, right James?

James Ford

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« Reply #248 on: September 19, 2012, 10:56:42 am »
I dunno, I think there's an artistic/graphic design aesthetic appeal that's present in many band t-shirts that's lacking in sports team merchandise.

Plus, if you're buying band tshirts by smaller, independent bands, you're supporting their livelihood. If you're buying sports team merchandise, you're just forking over your money to millionaires. Sure, you're doing the same thing by attending the game, but somehow that's more palatable than buying the jersey.


That goes for band t-shirts, too, right James?

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« Reply #249 on: September 19, 2012, 11:05:38 am »
I don't care what anyone says soccer jerseys are cool as fuck and sexy...

James Ford

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« Reply #250 on: September 19, 2012, 11:14:25 am »
Soccer jerseys say "I'm a pompous white liberal fuck."

Unless you're Latino or foreign, then you get a pass.


I don't care what anyone says soccer jerseys are cool as fuck and sexy...

K8teebug

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« Reply #251 on: September 19, 2012, 11:20:22 am »
A guy in a soccer jersey is hot.

I love the Orioles gear.

Actually, guys in Orioles gear is cute.

Especially my husband.

Who will only wear either a shirt or a hat, but rarely both.  (He made an exception for Eddie Murray day).

Orioles are TWENTY games over .500.

James Ford

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Re: ORIOLES
« Reply #252 on: September 19, 2012, 11:22:42 am »
I'm a little high on codeine right now.

Cock Van Der Palm

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« Reply #253 on: September 19, 2012, 12:17:33 pm »
Does codeine make you a judgmental dick, or is that just your nature.

hutch

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« Reply #254 on: September 19, 2012, 12:33:37 pm »
Does codeine make you a judgmental dick, or is that just your nature.


Unless he is always on codeine I think he's just a dick although there have been a few brief moments of humanity.... 

I propose this as Jamesy's song... given he's such a big alt country fan

He's a dick (Golden Smog)

I once knew a guy
Who always asked for money
I'd give him 10, he'd insist on 20
And now when I see him around
His face is always pointed down at the ground

Chorus:
All I wanna know
Is why he is such a prick
Please tell so I know what makes guys like him tick
He's such a dick

He wanted to borrow some records from my collection
On no return, I felt the rejection
And now, when I see him in town
Same way as always, his head is towards the ground

(Chorus)

Unsatisfied, a word he often uses is need
He is usually really wired on that cheap trucker speed
Last time he was at my house, he tried to walk away with my weed