Now that I am 48 I feel like I have some questions about ageing. And I realize a lot of you guys are quite ancient. I was told by my eye doctor when I was younger that I would need reading glasses at 44 but no one has told me the more important questions about ageing. Answer as many or as few of these as you like. Don't be shy I know you guys know the 411.
1) At what age will my hair start to turn gray?
2) At what age will I need viagra?
3) At what age will I find women in their 40's attractive?
4) At what age will I start to bald?
5) At what age will I get aches and pains?
6) At what age will I feel nostalgia for the music of my youth?
7) At what age will I start worrying about eating enough fiber?
At what age will I take the elevator instead of the stairs
9) At what age will girls in their 20's no longer hit on me in bars?
11) At what age will I need a colonsoscopy?
10) At what age will I need Depends under garments?
12) When will I get dementia and think Bob Dylan can sing well?
13) When I will tell those kids to get the hell off of my lawn?