His wife wants to live on the west coast, so if he doesn't want to bat, and his wife wears the pants (unlikely in the Asian household), he could be an Angel.
But in the real world, I agree with Atomic on this one - I say he becomes a Dodger. It's a better pitchers park, closer to home, and they'll put as much cash in front of him as the Yankees. If that happens, I bet Kershaw becomes a Ranger.