Yeah, it's a minivan, whattyagonnado. Fact is, I can transport 8 people easily, there's a refrigerator in the dashboard, I can listen to music a dozen different ways, the kids get their own 'entertainment system' and I don't have to worry about being unfaithful to my wife because no woman will ever want me when they see 'the Hearse'.
We don't drive very much though because I bike to work and my wife's neighborhood business is run out of our house.