Financial Advice and How to Raise your Kids Thread

[sweetcell]

he meant the St. Louis Blues.

2 kiddos over here, boy and a girl.

[Relaxer]

And they are some cutie-patooties.

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Let's establish who has kids and how many.

I'm here reppin two glorious sons.

two girls
4 and 7 (going on 16 the way she acts/talks)
and they have me wrapped around their tiny lil' fingers

[grateful]

Four.  Did I win?

[Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI]

If I have adopted some grown adults, for a fee, so they can use my family's illustrious last name, do they really count as children?

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

hmmm, I think we have offended JF, haven't heard any judgment/advice since June 03, 2014, 05:43:26 PM

[atomic]

hmmm, I think we have offended JF, haven't heard any judgment/advice since June 03, 2014, 05:43:26 PM

Maybe his wife forbade him to use the Internet. 

[i am gay and i like cats]

maybe he ran a marathon, got drunk on overpriced beers, yelled at some hipsters, and then drove away in a shitty car.

[Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI]

maybe he ran a marathon, got drunk on overpriced beers, yelled at some hipsters, and then drove away in a shitty car.

Maybe??

[atomic]

maybe he ran a marathon, got drunk on overpriced beers, yelled at some hipsters, and then drove away in a shitty car.

You can't get drunk on 8 oz of beer

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Let's establish who has kids and how many.

None that I know of.

this aged poorly

[grateful]

Let's establish who has kids and how many.

I'm here reppin two glorious sons.

two girls
4 and 7 (going on 16 the way she acts/talks)
and they have me wrapped around their tiny lil' fingers

So you're saying theres a chance that there could be pure-blooded forum children one day?

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Let's establish who has kids and how many.

I'm here reppin two glorious sons.

two girls
4 and 7 (going on 16 the way she acts/talks)
and they have me wrapped around their tiny lil' fingers

So you're saying theres a chance that there could be pure-blooded forum children one day?

wouldn’t that require both parents to be bordies?
Space’s kids may qualify

[Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI]

Let's establish who has kids and how many.

I'm here reppin two glorious sons.

two girls
4 and 7 (going on 16 the way she acts/talks)
and they have me wrapped around their tiny lil' fingers

So you're saying theres a chance that there could be pure-blooded forum children one day?

wouldn’t that require both parents to be bordies?
Space’s kids may qualify

I assure you, if Space had a second child, we’d all know and he would’ve generated about 8,000 additional posts with delightful anecdotes of quirky or iconoclastic things Child 2 would’ve said/done.

[Space Freely]

you forgot what beer to drink
what music to listen to
where to live
what jeans to wear
how to obey your wife
how to be a general A-hole to pretty much everyone on the board

Correct me if me if I am wrong but isn't the wife supposed to obey the husband?  At our wedding my wife agreed to love honor and obey me..  I just had to cherish her.

I miss atomic, telling us the wife is supposed to obey the husband. He will fit in well in our MAGA Handmaid Tale future.