random . . . randomness

[killsaly]

The reveal as he steps out from behind the vending machine... Wait, how was he behind the vending machine?  Was he out of their vision, to the side of it?   Or was he behind it because he was working on it?  Why did he have to threaten violence against the skinny woman?  Drag her behind his car?  Man the person who wrote this piece of fiction, HATES non-fats.

"trembled"

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Yeah and I totally believe that she responded with " I'd be happy to make it up to you, perhaps in the handicapped bathroom"

[DeathFromAbove1979]

Nothing ever happened as much as this happened.

Oh this IS a funny story 

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

The reveal as he steps out from behind the vending machine... Wait, how was he behind the vending machine?  Was he out of their vision, to the side of it?   Or was he behind it because he was working on it?  Why did he have to threaten violence against the skinny woman?  Drag her behind his car?  Man the person who wrote this piece of fiction, HATES non-fats.

"trembled"

He was behind it, but also they could see he was mustachioed. Is he 9' tall? Did he stick his head awkwardly out to the side of it keeping his fit body concealed until the big reveal?

Also, the Barbie girl ate pizza for 15 minutes while orgasm-noise-making. And then talked with the girl for a bit. But at the end of the story, fattie needs to finish her weight machine reps. HOW LONG IS SHE GOING TO MONOPOLIZE THAT PIECE OF EQUIPMENT!?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Yeah and I totally believe that she responded with " I'd be happy to make it up to you, perhaps in the handicapped bathroom"

Because all skinny women are sluts who do not care for the needs of the handicapped and not feminists. Thin women also "do nothing all day" yet are in fantastic shape and only go to gyms to eat free pizza. You need to learn your fat acceptance talking points.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

The only thing confirmable about that story is that, yes, Planet Fitness does absolutely have unlimited pizza parties monthly (if not weekly, depending on location) and does have vending machines. That IS true.

[DeathFromAbove1979]

The only thing confirmable about that story is that, yes, Planet Fitness does absolutely have unlimited pizza parties monthly (if not weekly, depending on location) and does have vending machines. That IS true.

And that there are just skinny women there to fat shame the fatties who are there because they like working out.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

The only thing confirmable about that story is that, yes, Planet Fitness does absolutely have unlimited pizza parties monthly (if not weekly, depending on location) and does have vending machines. That IS true.

And that there are just skinny women there to fat shame the fatties who are there because they like working out.

They literally pay for a membership just for pizza and bagels which they can eat unlimited amounts of because of their good "genetics" and lack of "condishuns."

[killsaly]

The reveal as he steps out from behind the vending machine... Wait, how was he behind the vending machine?  Was he out of their vision, to the side of it?   Or was he behind it because he was working on it?  Why did he have to threaten violence against the skinny woman?  Drag her behind his car?  Man the person who wrote this piece of fiction, HATES non-fats.

"trembled"

He was behind it, but also they could see he was mustachioed. Is he 9' tall? Did he stick his head awkwardly out to the side of it keeping his fit body concealed until the big reveal?

Also, the Barbie girl ate pizza for 15 minutes while orgasm-noise-making. And then talked with the girl for a bit. But at the end of the story, fattie needs to finish her weight machine reps. HOW LONG IS SHE GOING TO MONOPOLIZE THAT PIECE OF EQUIPMENT!?

Exactly. 

Who takes FIFTEEN minutes to eat a slice of Pizza?  Or did she eat a whole pizza pie? 

Also, who DOESN'T make orgasmic noises when they eat FREE PIZZA? 

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Who takes FIFTEEN minutes to eat a slice of Pizza?  Or did she eat a whole pizza pie? 

I was reading it as she was eating multiple slices of pizza because all thin people can eat whatever they want without consequences because there is no connection between calories and weight.

Also, who DOESN'T make orgasmic noises when they eat FREE PIZZA? 

Well, now, that's true. . .

[Justin Tonation]

This reminds me of when gas went above 99.9¢/gallon.

[grateful]

"It was so cold that when this trout jumped out of the water, he stuck to the aluminum baffle on the wall of the raceway"

[vansmack]

Pro Bowl CB Antonio Cromartie Expecting Twins despite Vasectomy - "It's God's Will"

Will be kids 11 and 12.

[Space Freely]

Pro Bowl CB Antonio Cromartie Expecting Twins despite Vasectomy - "It's God's Will"

Will be kids 11 and 12.

with eight different moms. pathetic.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Pro Bowl CB Antonio Cromartie Expecting Twins despite Vasectomy - "It's God's Will"

Will be kids 11 and 12.

The footage of him listing all of them on Hard Knocks or whatever that was is an all-time classic.