random . . . randomness

[vansmack]

No more boomers for me, but I will definitely be sampling Romulan, Bruce Banner #3, and Alaskan Thunderfuck.

Come on, do not deprive us.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

No more boomers for me, but I will definitely be sampling Romulan, Bruce Banner #3, and Alaskan Thunderfuck.

you don't need to go to the west coast anymore
just come to downtown DC and the 171 compliant events are going on everyday of the week all over town
recently sourced some thunderfuck

or was I mistaken and you were looking for this

[Yada]

congrats on your great success!

[sweetcell]

i'm thrilled that i achieved this historic milestone with a Snow Patrol announcement...

[walkonbyeeeeeeeee]

But . . . who is the real, sweetcell?

[walkonbyeeeeeeeee]

If anybody asks you to go have a drink with them at the Occidental in DC, just tell no, and look at them as if they are a fucking idiot.

[sweetcell]

https://www.facebook.com/aScienceEnthusiast/videos/1969063093122126/

[vansmack]

James Lilja was the drummer in the punk band the Offspring. Then he quit to become an obstetrician gynecologist. Now he is being sued for malpractice. One of the prospective jurors at his trial this week collapsed, hit his head and was unresponsive. Dr. Lilja and his assistant administered CPR and shocked the man with an automated external defibrillator. When paramedics arrived, the man remained unconscious but had a pulse.


https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/offspring-obgyn-doctor-saves-juror-cpr-lilja-12788282.php

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

The judge declared a mistrial, fearing the doc's heroics would sway the jury.

[vansmack]

No good deed......

[sweetcell]

so this is fucking brilliant: https://www.facebook.com/SargentLonely/videos/1987522581568649/

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

^ wow that was amazing
I also enjoyed the evolution of his mullet

[Justin Tonation]

kidz theez dayz....

In case you missed the ‘condom-snorting challenge’ — and didn’t know it’s a bad idea

[vansmack]

So much goodness....

Bruce Lee, an associate professor at the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health, ....pointed to two medical case studies involving condom mishaps.

Good stories.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Not sure the world needs Ketchup Slices