It’s hard to believe this isn’t a The Onion piece
https://freebeacon.com/politics/socialist-tesla-whole-foods/
Maybe it’s sarcasm...
i hope it's sarcasm, 'cause otherwise they're trying WAY too hard...
Whole Foods, an élite grocery establishment owned by Amazon
uh, jules, can we get a ruling here on the eliteness of WF? i mean, i've managed to sneak in once or twice but don't tell the door staff...
(bonus points for including the accent on the first "e" of elite - how continental, how refined!)
the posh residential complex, where studios rent for more than $2,000 a month, is one of the fanciest in Washington,
are these people unaware of what apartments rent for in downtown NW DC? i was paying just a little under that for a 1-bedroom over a decade ago and it was nowhere near "
one of the fanciest in Washington"...