A thoroughly hilarious and disgusting read. I'm really not sure what he was trying to accomplish with that review. The Decemberists have quite a cult following, of which I'm a proud part, and the opinion of some critic is not likely to change the minds of any of them. It certainly did nothing for me. So he must have written it for his fellow haters out there, many of them probably hipsters who are pissed one of their former favorite bands is catching on a bit.
I get pissed when people attack bands, unless there's a really good reason. If you don't like a band's music, fine, but don't go looking for (or completely making up) bullshit reasons to criticize them. Critics can go to hell. Their opinions are no better or more meaningful than anyone else's, and yet many of them write articles and reviews simply oozing with arrogance and self-importance.
Since when are The Decemberists the musical voice of "self-pitying white people looking for reasons to be unhappy"? I guess people like that just naturally identify with songs based on history books and centuries-old folk tales. >_> Did he get confused for a moment and think he was writing about Bright Eyes or something?
Also, I didn't know it was a crime for artists to write songs about things that interest them. I also didn't know you had to be from a place to write a song about the history of that place. And I also didn't know that being interested in other cultures and histories means that one is embarrassed about and disinterested in one's own.
On another note, Colin Meloy is the last artist to which the words "ego", "pretentious", and "conceit" should be applied.