A rolling compendium of everything Julian eats: a guide to healthy living

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Julian will like this

Exactly what it says on the tin.

[Relaxer]

Julian will not like this

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Julian will not like this

She really wants to make sure people know all the hot guys she is sleeping with. Like, she has no problem finding hot guys to have sex with. Like no problem. She has sex with hot guys, like, all the time. Does anyone know she has sex with hot guys a lot?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I was talking to six or seven very attractive strangers

That's the thing the fat advocate/tumblr women always prove themselves to be hypocrites about: #EffYourBeautyStandards and #RealMenLoveCurves but the guy needs to be thin and traditionally good looking. He can't be fat. It's almost -- almost!! -- like they just want no consequences for their hamplanet status.

[Space Freely]

Julian will not like this

For a hot straight guy stranger, having sex with her is probably a lot like getting an anonymous blow job from a gay guy. He closes his eyes, thinks about what he really desires, and voila, it gets the job done.

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Here's some life coaching for parents according to the Julian camp: If your child is fat then you are a bad parent.

you would totally get behind the Fat Letters

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I'm totally behind CPS stepping in and putting the kids in foster homes once we get past a certain BMI point (although reasonable people can disagree on what that point is). If your 8 year old has a BMI near 40, you are most certainly neglecting your kid.

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on the topic of Gluten issues and people with Celiacs

the most promising treatment involves giving them worms. Yes, scientists have been deliberately infecting patients with parasitic worms.

[sweetcell]

justice has been served, along with a bigger sandwich... exactly what 'murka needs!

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

justice has been served, along with a bigger sandwich... exactly what 'murka needs!

Horrified Subway Execs Assumed People Were Buying Footlongs To Share With A Friend

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Curious on where you stand on the mollusk/vegan debate

https://theproof.com/eating-oysters-and-mussels-as-a-vegan/

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Curious on where you stand on the mollusk/vegan debate

https://theproof.com/eating-oysters-and-mussels-as-a-vegan/

Im only vegetarian and only ever attempted veganism for a few months, so let me put that proviso out there. I do not consider oysters or mollusks vegetarian much less vegan. 

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Ok, so there is a loophole that Walz has discovered

Corndog?

I’m vegetarian.

Turkey then.

Turkey’s meat.

Not in Minnesota. Turkey’s special.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Ok, so there is a loophole that Walz has discovered

Corndog?

I’m vegetarian.

Turkey then.

Turkey’s meat.

Not in Minnesota. Turkey’s special.

Minnesota vegetarian is the new California sober.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Minnesota vegetarian is the new California sober.

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