ITT, we shallowly objectify other people by discussing their appearance.

[grateful]

9.8. Loses 0.2 for a weird belly button and needing to lose 3-5 pounds.

Look if you want to defend that belly button, that's your business.

If you're focused on her belly button, that's your own business, dude.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Look, I objectified her shallowly to the tune of 9.8. That's hardly garbage. I'm nowhere near a 9.8 -- side note: I'm a little disappointed no one has shallowly objectified me in this thread yet -- it's not like I'm being negative. Just not a perfect ten. Sorry I hold out a PERFECT rating and don't hand it out the second week we are shallowly objectifying people on here by commenting solely on their appearance.

[grateful]

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[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I saw your insane rant before you .'ed it and I did not respond, half because I just assumed you were drunk (possibly off Chipotle) and half because, after several re-readings of it, I had no idea what you were attempting to communicate.

[vansmack]

It's a shame we've never actually met because I feel we'd get along swimmingly. (As long as sports are not on.)

I think it's inevitable - at some point you'll visit SF or head up to DC (the chances of me heading to Richmond are slight, at best).

And I don't think sports will be an issue - you are fairly knowledgeable about sports, which I would appreciate, despite your terrible taste in teams.   

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

It's a shame we've never actually met because I feel we'd get along swimmingly. (As long as sports are not on.)

I think it's inevitable - at some point you'll visit SF or head up to DC (the chances of me heading to Richmond are slight, at best).

And I don't think sports will be an issue - you are fairly knowledgeable about sports, which I would appreciate, despite your terrible taste in teams.   

Look, I'm going to ignore the slight against my inpecably cheered-for teams, but if you know you're going to be in DC, a weeks notice gets me there and I will insure debauchery. Sorry my first trip to SF will overlap with your honeymoon, apparently!

[vansmack]

Sorry my first trip to SF will overlap with your honeymoon, apparently!

Shit, that's right.  What were the dates again?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Sorry my first trip to SF will overlap with your honeymoon, apparently!

Shit, that's right.  What were the dates again?

8th - 12th.

[vansmack]

Sorry my first trip to SF will overlap with your honeymoon, apparently!

Shit, that's right.  What were the dates again?

8th - 12th.

Yep, definitely going to be in the South Pacific...

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Sorry my first trip to SF will overlap with your honeymoon, apparently!

Shit, that's right.  What were the dates again?

8th - 12th.

Yep, definitely going to be in the South Pacific...

Good decision. We'll pass like ships in the night. Keep the allure alive.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Combined score on 1 to 10 scale: 3.

Combined estimated weights: 723 lbs.

[walk,on,by]

your, creep level, just went through the roof.  I wonder if there, is a pill for that.

[DeathFromAbove1979]

woof

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

woof

I believe oink is actually the sound they make. Or perhaps a moo.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Doesn't deserve to live; should donate scooter to actual disabled person.