In general, how was your 2015?

[Relaxer]

Mine was pretty good. Job is relatively secure, marriage is in a much better place compared to this time last year, one kid is thriving, general health is ok though it declined a bit the past few months due to sports injuries.

On the other side, one kid is struggling and it's getting worse rather than better, we did virtually zero home maintenance and some of the neglected issues are rapidly getting worse, underlying health issues are always lurking in the background and could explode at any moment, marriage is in a better place but there's still a lot more drama than I'd like, I've developed a potentially very dangerous feud with a higher level person at work.

I'll give it a 6.3/10

[walk,on,by]

mine is pretty much summed up with this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWWtQvX-6N4

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I continue to be a beautiful disaster who lives a complete consequence-free life and falls ass-backwards into success. 10/10.

[Yada]

Could have a job I care about a bit more, but all in all, can't complain.

9.1/10

[Space Freely]

I've had better, I've had worse.

Sadly, time does seem to go by faster after you pass 45.

At least I didn't break a rib like I did in 2012, or break my back like I did in 2014.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

At least I didn't break a rib like I did in 2012, or break my back like I did in 2014.

Beware even-numbered years, apparently.

[Space Freely]

At least I didn't break a rib like I did in 2012, or break my back like I did in 2014.

Beware even-numbered years, apparently.

Was born in 1967, met my wife in 2001. Got married in 2003. Had our kid in 2007. All good things.

My dad got cancer and died in 1996.

I think you're onto something.

[Relaxer]

You also got your bone on at least once in 2015, so that's something nice.

However, I presume since your daughter was born in 2007, that you got to dunk yer dong in 2006. Maybe it was a post-election throw-down?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Maybe it was a post-election throw-down?

Mid-term post-election sex is the best post-election sex.

[Relaxer]

My second son was born in 2008 so looks like 2007 was my hump year. God I will never forget that.

[Relaxer]

Maybe it was a post-election throw-down?

Mid-term post-election sex is the best post-election sex.

Well, mid-term election sex is certainly appropriate for me.

Because no one shows up!

[Space Freely]

You also got your bone on at least once in 2015, so that's something nice.

However, I presume since your daughter was born in 2007, that you got to dunk yer dong in 2006. Maybe it was a post-election throw-down?

I also got hired at my current place of employment in 1997. So that's another plus for the odds.

Yes, conception happened in 2006. But conception isn't much fun when you're trying to get pregnant, is it? I mean I had to have sex for like every day for a week for at least three months (fun when you're 21, but I was 39!) before we got pregnant. Is that kind of pressure really that much fun?

[Relaxer]

Yes. Yes, it most certainly is.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Maybe it was a post-election throw-down?

Mid-term post-election sex is the best post-election sex.

Well, mid-term election sex is certainly appropriate for me.

Because no one shows up!

That joke would be funnier with "off year election" instead.

[Relaxer]

There was a period of time where I wanted to get a vasectomy and not tell my wife, and then convince her that we should have a 3rd kid so that I'd get like six months of constant lovin' without fear of further ruining my life.