snowpocalypse 2016

[Yada]

That was easy getting to work and back home. 

Why wouldn't it be?

[Yada]

I don't like looking at the, weatherman.

This is the local weatherperson in Richmond. She famously was caught up in a nude photo scandal at her last job. And before Smackie shows up and asks, no, the photos have not leaked online to the best of my knowledge.

If they don't show up on line, then there's no scandal.

Let me rephrase: they were online at some point, supposedly. And posted by a Texas Tech football player, also supposedly. She was fired over this, for sure. I am sure the photos exist somewhere out there, but I have not went beyond a non-Safe Search Google image search looking for them. Go forth and. . . conquer or something.

She doesn't look annoying at all.

[killsaly]

That was easy getting to work and back home. 

Why wouldn't it be?

Because; DC/

[Space Freely]

So who here has been given the option tomorrow to telework, and if so are you taking it?

I have been offered, but it doesn't look like it's going to start snowing until 5 or 6pm tomorrow, so don't really see the point. I figure I'll probably end up snowed in for at least the start of next week, might as well come in when I can.

Given the option to work from home, why wouldn't you take it?

because he's going to be required to screw his wife during a 8 hour king of the hill binge

Snowed in King of the Hill sex binges are nice, but I don't know how many days in a row my cock can take that as it's likely the telework option will extend into next week, and the kids probably won't go back to school until February. It might be nice to have one more day out of the house at the office, with the quiet office (and work gym) all to myself.

But can you drink Breakfast Stout at 11am in your office??? I think not!

I think if you put it in a coffee mug...could probably get away with it

Space can't take booze onsite to his office if memory serves me.

That's what the coffee mug is for.

Are you telling me the x-ray machines I go through each day just detect the glass bottle that would contain the beer, and not the beer itself? Geez, this could be a revolutionary revealation.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Are you telling me the x-ray machines I go through each day just detect the glass bottle that would contain the beer, and not the beer itself? Geez, this could be a revolutionary revealation.

[Space Freely]

Are you telling me the x-ray machines I go through each day just detect the glass bottle that would contain the beer, and not the beer itself? Geez, this could be a revolutionary revealation.

Surprised that I would misspell your favorite book in the bible? I'm a bit disappointed in myself as well.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Are you telling me the x-ray machines I go through each day just detect the glass bottle that would contain the beer, and not the beer itself? Geez, this could be a revolutionary revealation.

Surprised that I would misspell your favorite book in the bible? I'm a bit disappointed in myself as well.

I've always been a 1 Corinthians guy, personally.

[Space Freely]

But seriously, this says the xray thingy can detect alcohol.

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20151002074229AAJRytQ

[Space Freely]

On a related not, today I had to let the guards unpack my backpack because they detected a knife in it. I had totally forgotten I had left a butter knife in there.

[grateful]

Metro is closing Saturday and Sunday.

"Metrorail will operate from 5 a.m. to 11 p.m. Friday, then will close and remain closed Saturday and Sunday, Metro General Manager and CEO Paul J. Wiedefeld said. Metrobus service will end at 5 p.m. Friday and remain suspended all day Saturday and Sunday."

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

But seriously, this says the xray thingy can detect alcohol.

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20151002074229AAJRytQ

To be fair, that says xray machines can determine there's liquid and they will then open and inspect the liquid, not that an xray machine is actually able to determine if a liquid is alcoholic or not via a scan.

[sweetcell]

Are you telling me the x-ray machines I go through each day just detect the glass bottle that would contain the beer, and not the beer itself? Geez, this could be a revolutionary revealation.

bring stout, preferably from Founders (smaller, round bottles).  remove label (can be soaked off, OxyClean or other detergent will help).  use magic marker to black out some or all of the cap.  pack inside a bag with your lunch.  when asked, claim that it's root beer.  profit.

[DeathFromAbove1979]

Metro is closing Saturday and Sunday.

what the shit

[vansmack]

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

A moment of silence for the lactose intolerant celiac sufferers in the area who no doubt will perish since they cannot partake of bread and milk.