1. chris martin: second coming or total wanker
2. Ween: you are so down with the brown or they are turds
3. Beer: do you drink things from the state you were born in exclusively
4. Do you have a stance on obesity
5. Trolling: all in good fun or whatadick
6. do you have any good information about parking at Echostage
7. I guess by your screen name you are yet another male
8. Do you like hobo rock?
9. Do you have strong opinions on stinky hippies
10. can you roll with the punches or are you a whiney
11. can you make stellar gifs or are you the kind of guy who posts gifs from 2009
1. Cunt
2. No
3. Yes, I like beer
4. Shut up fatty
5. Grow a pair
6. Why would you go to Echostage?
7. Depends on who you ask
8. Does the hobo even exist any more?
9. Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out
10. Depends on the time of the month
11. I prefer the classics