My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

FTFY

[Space Freely]

[hutch]

Is that Relaxer? Kind of looks like a younger Phil Collins!

[Space Freely]

Is that Relaxer? Kind of looks like a younger Phil Collins!

His daughter's arms look like they could use some of his weight training.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I totally thought phil Collins when I saw that
There sure are a lot of drinks on that table....she must need to get good and drunk

Btw Phils real daughter is pretty smokin'

[Relaxer]

FTFY

Oh my god did I laugh at this.

[grateful]

Is that Relaxer? Kind of looks like a younger Phil Collins!

Whoever that is must be a very thirsty person.

[saintangelsin]

There is too much gold in this post right here, I'm not sure where to begin. Let me have my banana and muffin.

I was hoping for a crazy response. That must've been some banana and muffin you had yesterday morning!

just when I thought this thread couldn't get any better...it did!

I'm happy to see more females posting
not to increase my dating pool...just cuz we've got too many cranky white dudes and it's getting predictable

there was this guy who used to post on here who had huge problems with people who were even the slightest overweight

well it's good to know he's consistent, I guess

I should probably give an update. That guy I saw the Smashing Pumpkins with is still a very active member of the message board. Talk about awkward on my part?! Granted, I'm the queen of awkwardness at times. Just wanted to make a quick post so all you dudes don't think I ran away again. Nothing scares me off. I just get distracted and busy.

So relaxer works at NPR (which is where I dream of working! A friend of mine was a producer on Morning Edition) and had a crazy thing with his neighbor as a teen. Great writing! Considering I'm from Western Maryland, I find his story plausible. A little too Stacy's Mom but it explains the married woman complex he's got going on. Real or not, this should be made into something for Showtime or HBO.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

That guy I saw the Smashing Pumpkins with is the narrative center of the message board. Talk about awkward on my part?!

FTFY.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

There is too much gold in this post right here, I'm not sure where to begin. Let me have my banana and muffin.

I was hoping for a crazy response. That must've been some banana and muffin you had yesterday morning!

I know, you should have heard what the guys at the ER had to say as they were extracting it

[saintangelsin]

That guy I saw the Smashing Pumpkins with is the narrative center of the message board. Talk about awkward on my part?!

FTFY.

Wasn't sure if you wanted to be outed, hence why I was so vague. I don't kiss and tell lol.

So yeah for the record, I met Julian in real life back in October 2008. From what I can remember tall, cute and somewhat reserved. Though upfront about the overweight thing when I asked "are you actually serious about the stuff you said on the board?" and at least he was nice enough to not go into detail about it, because that would've otherwise ruined my night and possibly crushed my bleak soul more than it already was.

There is too much gold in this post right here, I'm not sure where to begin. Let me have my banana and muffin.

I was hoping for a crazy response. That must've been some banana and muffin you had yesterday morning!

I know, you should have heard what the guys at the ER had to say as they were extracting it

And Sidehatch gets an A+

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I don't kiss and tell lol.

Ummm....that is entirely what this thread is

From what I can remember tall, cute and somewhat reserved.

Please do not inflate his ego any more, we trying hard to reign it in

And Sidehatch gets an A+

although nothing wrong with inflating my ego

I'm going to have to just shut off the internet after getting 2 thumbs up in one morning

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Please do not inflate his ego any more, we trying hard to reign it in

[vansmack]

I should probably give an update. That guy I saw the Smashing Pumpkins with is still a very active member of the message board. Talk about awkward on my part?!

Nope, not awkward at all.  I laughed audibly when I read it.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I should probably give an update. That guy I saw the Smashing Pumpkins with is still a very active member of the message board. Talk about awkward on my part?!

Nope, not awkward at all.  I laughed audibly when I read it.

She actually PMed me my own phone number in response to me asking for "that guy's" number. Then she sent me another PM moments later where she put two and two together and I was nearly in tears.

Never leave, saintangelsin, never leave. You're officially one of us now.