My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45

[Relaxer]

Nothing like waking up ridiculously hungover to a text that reads "Good morning you goddamn fucker."

Share this ride with me.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

don't suppose we can get an Instagram account a-la GWARbq

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Share this ride with me.

Julian/Relaxer whisky weekend in NYC? Dead Rabbit, here we come!

[Yada]

moar deetz needed please.  

[killsaly]

Did you buy a sports car yet? 

[hutch]

oooh i like this!

[Relaxer]

All will be revealed for you to laugh at my ridiculous attempts to make connections. This thread will be a work in progress.

First rule I learned: Grindr has a different target audience than Tinder.

I will not be buying a sports car. I have a killer Honda Odyssey minivan that I'm pretty sure will make the ladies hot and bothered. When I roll up with -- count'em -- three rows of seating, I'll be looking like Mr. Man right there.  

[Relaxer]

Also, last night, I told two separate women via text that "I spent 4 years knuckle-deep in little boy asshole" because I used that line on Walkonby and I'm pretty sure he was attracted to me as a result.

[Yada]

Also, last night, I told two separate women via text that "I spent 4 years knuckle-deep in little boy asshole" because I used that line on Walkonby and I'm pretty sure he was attracted to me as a result.

**slowly walks out of thread**

best of luck relaxer!

[Thousand Made-Up Loves]

Nothing like waking up ridiculously hungover to a text that reads "Good morning you goddamn fucker."

Share this ride with me.

How much did you pay out in your divorce?

[Space Freely]

Nothing like waking up ridiculously hungover to a text that reads "Good morning you goddamn fucker."

Share this ride with me.

Which one of your sons sent that text?

[sweetcell]

Share this ride with me.

i call shotgun!

[vansmack]

Nothing like waking up ridiculously hungover to a text that reads "Good morning you goddamn fucker."

At least you didn't lose your phone.

[hutch]

I nominate Smackie to serve as Relaxer's wingman.....

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I nominate Smackie to serve as Relaxer's wingman.....

Actually we have a bit of a faceswap going on with the two. Smackie is now a respectable married man and Relaxer is now a womanizing lush. If Relaxer starts giving us tech suggestions and Smacks starts weight-lifiting and ranting about NPR, it will be complete. As was prophesied!