Apple

[bearman🐻]

And good gawd...imagine when that poor kid comes of age and boys are trying to get a slice of "apple pie"...I sense a comeback for Warrant!

[eltee]

Originally posted by bunnyman:
  Apple...maybe that's what they were smoking their weed in when they named the kid.

I figured that as well...note to self: don't get drunk and name a baby his/her womb nickname.

[sonickteam2]

I think this is a perfect time to reiterate that:
 
   1. I hate Gwyneth Paltrow and every movie she was ever in. (except Seven because Brad Pitt and Kevin Spacey were in it, and her decapitation, though not shown, was an added bonus!)
 
   2. Coldplay is just awful. Not only is thier music bland and boring, but i have to listen to Coldplay/Radiohead comparisons forever!!! If one more person says "How can you not like Coldplay if you like Radiohead?" Dude, but a couple CDs please and you tell me!
 
   3. Right Right, two pretty, rich, famous people love each other. very nice. now STFU cause we dont really care.
 
   4. I give Chris Martin about 3 years and he will become an alcoholic and she will leave him and take all his money and then he will hire Michael Douglas to kill her.

[chaz]

Originally posted by Sugartastic Tee Silk:
  [I figured that as well...note to self: don't get drunk and name a baby his/her womb nickname.

Ha.  When my wife was pregnant w/ our first we were reading this book called "Your pregancy week by week" or some such thing...Anyway every week it would say "this week you baby is the size of a grain of rice"  or "the size of a canteloupe" and one month it used apple as the comparison.  Maybe they read this book too?
 
 As for us?  Well the wife as well as our daughter Raisinette and little baby boy Walnut are doing fine.

[bearman🐻]

Actually, I have a GREAT recipe for baked apples...you put on walnuts, raisins, brown sugar, butter, and a few other things. They're quite good. I'm still floored at the stupidity of some people...but I am glad that people here share my sense of humor too.

[chaz]

The problem with apples is there are so many kinds.  Some I like very very much, and some I don't care for at all.  I wonder what kind Baby Apple is named after.  Breaburn?  Granny Smith?  Fuji?

[vansmack]

Originally posted by poorlulu:
  and vansmack you know how i hate to disappoint you...........

I'll take you up on that.
 
 June 11-13.  Smackie: The Second Coming.

[eltee]

Originally posted by sonickteam2:
  4. I give Chris Martin about 3 years and he will become an alcoholic and she will leave him and take all his money and then he will hire Michael Douglas to kill her.

Ya know, I thought this too. I know you can't believe everything you read in the press, but last year, Martin became very irate at reporters when asked about marrying Paltrow. He said basically in no way shape or form were they about to me married. Two weeks later, they were announcing an apple turnover. With her staying home...dios mio

[Guiny]

So I'm guessing you guys think Betha is a better name?

[godsshoeshine]

apple is bad, yes. having 4 names is much much worse

[mankie]

Originally posted by sonickteam2:
    4. I give Chris Martin about 3 years and he will become an alcoholic and she will leave him and take all his money and then he will hire Michael Douglas to kill her.

Maybe not...I give it 16years when Apple will have major self-esteem issues for being born of two ugly, pasty skinny little runts that were fucked up enough to call her Apple, so will hack them both to death with a bread knife....it won't make the news though because nobody will know who the hell they are in 16 years.

[Random Citizen]

Or she'll become Paul McCartney's new wife...he'll be ready for a trade-in around then.  
 
 

Originally posted by Bollocks:
  Maybe not...I give it 16years when Apple will have major self-esteem issues for being born of two ugly, pasty skinny little runts that were fucked up enough to call her Apple, so will hack them both to death with a bread knife....it won't make the news though because nobody will know who the hell they are in 16 years.

[grotty]

Stupid names are in vogue for celebrity offspring. She'd be worse off if they had named her something common.
 
 Relatedly...How much longer do you think it'll be until we are subjected to the most highly anticipated record release ever:
 
 Frances Bean Cobain  ~ self-titled of course (stupid names = great record titles)
 
 You just know that kid is already taking lessons and/or in the studio.

[eltee]

Originally posted by Rob_Gee_a.k.a _Guiny:
  So I'm guessing you guys think Betha is a better name?

No, Kumquat is better.

[ggw]

Originally posted by Bollocks:
 Maybe not...I give it 16years when Brooklyn will have major self-esteem issues for being born of two ugly, pasty skinny little runts that were fucked up enough to call her Brooklyn, so will hack them both to death with a bread knife....it won't make the news though because nobody will know who the hell they are in 16 years.