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vansmack

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Apple
« on: May 16, 2004, 08:33:00 pm »
Gwyneth Paltrow Gives Birth to Baby Girl
 
 Oscar-winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow has given birth to her first child, a baby girl named Apple Blythe Alison Martin.
 
 The baby, weighing 9 pounds, 11 ounces, was born in a London hospital Friday after what Paltrow's husband, Coldplay lead singer Chris Martin, described as "a long labor." Mother and daughter were said to be doing fine.
 
 "We are 900 miles over the moon, and we'd like to thank everyone at the hospital who have looked after us amazingly," Martin said in a statement released by spokesman Murray Chalmers.
 
 Paltrow announced last December that she and Martin, 26, were expecting a baby.
 
 The couple, who have been scrupulous about maintaining their privacy, were wed in December during a private ceremony in Santa Barbara.
 
 The 31-year-old actress, who won an Oscar for "Shakespeare in Love," is the daughter of actress Blythe Danner and the late director Bruce Paltrow.
 
 She hinted during an interview with W magazine earlier this year that she may do as her mother did and put her acting career on hold to raise her child.
 
 "My mother turned down every fantastic movie there was," said Paltrow, who starred opposite her mother in last year's film "Sylvia." "She turned down these amazing things that would have made her a huge movie star."
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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2004, 08:39:00 pm »
nice to know the little girl will be just like her mother.................
 
 A B A M.......
 
 
 they should have given the name a bit more thought............

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« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2004, 08:46:00 pm »
How did I know you would be the first to reply?
 
 It was actually a toss-up between you or Markie with "I thought this post was about computers, but it figures that its just another wasted pop culture post by vansmack."
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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2004, 10:01:00 pm »
I keep thinking Apple Martini...

poorlulu

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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2004, 11:12:00 pm »
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Originally posted by walkie hearts you all:
  I keep thinking Apple Martini...
yeas another beautiful lack of foresight by the martins...............
 
 dumbasses.............
 
 and vansmack you know how i hate to disappoint you...........

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« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2004, 04:40:00 am »
Apple Blythe sounds like an agricultural disease.

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« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2004, 08:37:00 am »
Prisoners at Abu Graib should be forced to watch SLIDING DOORS until they confess.  Gwyneth Paltrow sucks!

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Re: Apple
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2004, 09:39:00 am »
Geez what is with people and these silly names for their kids?

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« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2004, 09:50:00 am »
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Originally posted by chaz:
  Geez what is with people and these silly names for their kids?
i don't know chaz......................what is with that?  :D

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« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2004, 10:03:00 am »
I bet she's the 'apple' of her daddys eye!  :D  
 
 Shame she wasn't knocked up by John Peel, the baby could've been "Apple Peel"  :D  
 
 Do you think one of her grandmother's last name is Smith?  :D  
 
 Fucking Retards, people have to go through life with these names their moronic parents give them.

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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2004, 10:20:00 am »
I think of Apple-head siamese cats.  A friend has one, and I just love calling him "applehead."
 
 Dumbass name, a great computer, a martini, siamese cat breed.  Great going, gwynnie...

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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2004, 11:35:00 am »
The new baby was actually named after her great Auntie Apple.
   <img src="http://www.akrondesign.com/Animal&Fruit/Anim&FruitResources/Apple.jpg" alt=" - " />

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« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2004, 11:54:00 am »
Maybe she will grow up to be an underwear model for Fruit of the Loom?

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« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2004, 12:02:00 pm »
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  Maybe she will grow up to be an underwear model for Fruit of the Loom?
Given the circumstances I suppose that is the absolute best she could hope for.  
 
 Godspeed, Apple.

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« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2004, 12:26:00 pm »
Apple...maybe that's what they were smoking their weed in when they named the kid. I suppose Apple is even worse than hippy names like Willow or Autumn. Anyone for some baked apple?