Any Maryland Grads/College Park residents on here?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Going to be in College Park on Saturday. Looking for anything fun to do on the campus before the football game. Art museum looks cool but  appears closed on Saturday.

Also appreciate any dining recommendations near the stadium (parking very close by). Going with someone with subpar mobility so a mile+ walk is not preferable. Thanks,

[hutch]

Try not to get shot...

[ggw]

Burn a couch.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Burn a couch.

I said I was going to College Park, not East Lansing.

[analogfossa]

Burn a couch.

I said I was going to College Park, not Morgantown.

FTFY

[Yada]

Going to be in College Park on Saturday. Looking for anything fun to do on the campus before the football game. Art museum looks cool but  appears closed on Saturday.

Also appreciate any dining recommendations near the stadium (parking very close by). Going with someone with subpar mobility so a mile+ walk is not preferable. Thanks,

what kind of ham-planet are you hanging out with that can't walk a mile?

[ggw]

Burn a couch.

I said I was going to College Park, not Morgantown.

FTFY

Thanks for these replies.  I always thought UMD started the whole couch burning trend, but a little research shows they didn't start until 2001.  MSU did it in 1999 and apparently, WVU started doing it in the '60s.

[grateful]

Kapnos Taverna just opened.  Haven't been, but you can pretty much be assured of yumminess.
https://kapnostaverna.com/college-park/menus/

Old Maryland Grill also just opened.  Also haven't been.  Brought to you by the Frankin's team.
http://oldmarylandgrill.com/#menuLinks

If you're going to a game, you'll want to go to the original Ledo's in its newish location.  You should resist this urge, as everyone else will be there.

All three have on-site parking that is free or cheap.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Going to be in College Park on Saturday. Looking for anything fun to do on the campus before the football game. Art museum looks cool but  appears closed on Saturday.

Also appreciate any dining recommendations near the stadium (parking very close by). Going with someone with subpar mobility so a mile+ walk is not preferable. Thanks,

what kind of ham-planet are you hanging out with that can't walk a mile?

The kind of ham-planet that weighs ~110 pounds and has had 15 surgeries on her spinal column.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Kapnos Taverna just opened.  Haven't been, but you can pretty much be assured of yumminess.
https://kapnostaverna.com/college-park/menus/

Old Maryland Grill also just opened.  Also haven't been.  Brought to you by the Frankin's team.
http://oldmarylandgrill.com/#menuLinks

If you're going to a game, you'll want to go to the original Ledo's in its newish location.  You should resist this urge, as everyone else will be there.

Hey, thanks. Was not going to attempt to go to Ledo's but those other two recommendations look nice.

[vansmack]

The kind of ham-planet that weighs ~110 pounds and has had 15 surgeries on her spinal column.

So, hot enough?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

The kind of ham-planet that weighs ~110 pounds and has had 15 surgeries on her spinal column.

So, hot enough?

I feel like we sent you a selfie. You tell me.

[Yada]

Can confirm that kapnos is worthy of the YSOA.

[shemptiness]

Franklin's in Hyattsville.  Down Rt 1 - you'd have to drive there.

[grateful]

Franklin's in Hyattsville.  Down Rt 1 - you'd have to drive there.

Well, there's food and there's "food".