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Re: Kramer goes off Mel Gibson style
« Reply #30 on: November 24, 2006, 04:25:00 pm »
Whatta rant!  The "lon_nola" person above is clearly a bona fide, card carrying member of the "Sensitivity Thought Police", and doubtless believes OJ is the Rosa Parks of his/her era.  
 
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 Perhaps lon_nol could even be a distant relative of Michael Richards..?
 
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« Reply #31 on: November 26, 2006, 06:17:00 pm »
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 *NEW* Michael Richards (Kramer) apologizes on BBC
 
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« Reply #32 on: November 27, 2006, 10:09:00 am »
Today a couple of news shows reported that one way Michael Richards will be bowing to all the intense public pressure is to undergo a complex series of sensitivity therapies and encounter sessions to determine and treat the root causes of his deeply seated animosity toward blacks. It struck me as more than a little bit curious that a well known Negro who is also currently hogging the headlines once savagely ripped two whites apart like baked chickens and I haven't heard a peep about his having to take any intensive anger management classes or even attending a couple of hours worth of charm school. It's nice to know the rules and how they apply in this enlightened and progressive society.
 
 Michael Richards, one of the greatest physical comedians ever, is now a guilty, self-hating husk of a man, poised with his mouth open and willing to let the world shit in his piehole for the rest of his life.
 
 This public Jumbotron confession of sins strikes me as highly Orwellian. I truly hope that at the end of his twelve-hour weekly sensitivity sessions, he gets a spine back and lashes out with double ferocity at the rude comedy-club nobodies who wouldn't shut the fuck up while he was trying to perform.
 
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Re: Kramer goes off Mel Gibson style
« Reply #33 on: November 27, 2006, 01:18:00 pm »
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« Reply #34 on: November 27, 2006, 05:10:00 pm »
I like that the "real" Kramer (who knew the "Seinfeld" show was a documentary?) has come forward to assure us that he is not a racist.
 
 Oh, really?  Because my first thought upon hearing about Richards' tirade was what does this say about the New York nobody on whom Richards' "Seinfeld" character was loosely, vaguely, let's face it not at all based except in name only in a ludicrous, farcical sitcom from ten years ago?
 
 What's next?  8X10 autographed glossies of the "real" Soup Nazi for sale, saying, "No soup for you, Michael Richards"?
 
 We're supposed to believe that Richards' racist rant has nothing to do with some inconsequential doofus he's probably never met?
 
 Would unfunny off-putting Paul Mooney get air-time on CNN for any other reason than being black and sorta knowing Richards?
 
 Without racism and its attendant cottage industry would Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton live in mansions?
 
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 I believe racism is rampant in our culture if we only spend every waking moment sniffing it out and revelling and glorifying in it in a masochistic orgy of self-pity, persecution, litigation and reverse name-calling.
 
 Or, conversely and interestingly, this constant declaiming "I'm so not a racist it isn't funny".
 
 In the grammatically-incorrect words of Chris Rock: "Niggers want credit for shit they supposed to do."
 
 When your stock liberal progressive goes into their stock routine: "I'm the only one who cares about the downtrodden.  Everyone but me is a racist, bigot, unevolved, etc."-  Do they evince compassion for a group of people?  Or are they just using them to take a superior stance to everyone else?
 
 I watched haughty self-important aristocratic rich white British Duchess Madonna proudly proclaim that her two not-so-young white children have readily accepted her newly-purchased Ubangi native boy "without regard for his skin color."
 
 Really?  You're raising your kids not to be racists?  What do you want, a pat on the back, sweetheart?  A Kaballah brownie point?
 
 It's the oh-so-enlightened who need to wear their "tolerance" and "nonjudgmental" accepting natures on their sleeves as a badge of honor who invariably "judge" much like sharks feed.
 
 Would you rather be called a "nigger" or "a horrible evil Negro-hating bad mean despicable Klan-worthy terrible racist awful person"?
 
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 I say we start a purely self-serving billion-dollar industry based on race-baiting, shameless opportunism and exploitation, hysterical recrimination and demonology, fear-mongering and self-righteous zeal.  We can call it "the media".
 
 Or, better yet: "show biz".
 
 Kenny Kramer, i.e. the real Kramer, deserves credit for one of the better lines of the week:
 
 "You know what the good news is?  Judith Regan is now on a plane to California trying to sign Michael Richards to a book deal: 'If I Were A Racist, Here's What I Would Have Said.'"

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« Reply #35 on: November 27, 2006, 05:16:00 pm »
Wow, Barack Obama is left-handed, just like me. I guess he gets my vote for President.

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« Reply #36 on: November 27, 2006, 05:26:00 pm »
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  Wow, Barack Obama is left-handed, just like me. I guess he gets my vote for President.
I could never vote for someone younger than me for President.

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« Reply #37 on: November 27, 2006, 05:28:00 pm »

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« Reply #38 on: November 27, 2006, 11:51:00 pm »
Surly, you certainly seem to be up in arms about this issue...
 
 by the way, it's pretty well known that there is a "real Kramer" who the Kramer character was loosely based.  Or at least someone who claims that.
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« Reply #39 on: November 28, 2006, 12:16:00 am »
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  by the way, it's pretty well known that there is a "real Kramer" who the Kramer character was loosely based.  
you don't say?!?

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Re: Kramer goes off Mel Gibson style
« Reply #40 on: November 28, 2006, 12:20:00 am »
i'm quite mystified by you, mr surly.  
 
 are you in fact a deep-seated racist and conjuring up an intellectual smoke-screen to deflect the issue?
 
 or are you merely frustrated at the non-issue that racism should be, given that it's such a neanderthal belief and citizens of the 21st century should be beyond it?
 
 or, most likely, are you just a lovable above-average connoiseur of local culinary offerings taken to ranting?
 
 this is going to keep me awake for a while.  small things, small minds...
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« Reply #41 on: November 28, 2006, 12:34:00 am »
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Originally posted by sweetcell:
  i'm quite mystified by you, mr surly.  
 
 are you in fact a deep-seated a racist and conjuring up an intellectual smoke-screen to deflect the issue?
 
 or are you merely frustrated at the non-issue that racism should be, given that it's such a neanderthal belief and citizens of the 21st century should be beyond it?
 
 or, most likely, are you just a lovable above-average connoiseur of local culinary offerings taken to ranting?
 
 this is going to keep me awake for a while.  small things, small minds...
I find it rather amusing.  
 
 BTW, did you click the links, including the one I lifted all of this material from?  You don't think I really wrote all of this stuff, do you?  It's an old bboard trick that newbies need instruction on from time to time; ripping off other bboards without giving the linkage and pretending that it was yer creation.  
 
 Some of the regulars must've realized this by now..?

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Re: Kramer goes off Mel Gibson style
« Reply #42 on: November 28, 2006, 01:10:00 am »
has anyone actually met dupek?
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« Reply #43 on: November 28, 2006, 03:05:00 am »
no, but i'd be interested in doing so - group outing?  i'd suggest our favorite live music venue in VA for a bite to eat, thus killing two birds with one stone - go to the birchmere to check out the food and dupek  :)
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« Reply #44 on: November 28, 2006, 11:16:00 am »
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  has anyone actually met dupek?
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