Things That are Julian's Fault

[challenged]

Post them here.

All of the The Hold Steady shows for the year have been announced.
As usual, none in DC or MD.

I blame Julian...and that they have no females in their band!
really pissing me off that they won't play this area, is there a legitimate gripe?
weird as Craig will play his solo shows here

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

All of the The Hold Steady shows for the year have been announced.
As usual, none in DC or MD.

I blame Julian...and that they have no females in their band!
really pissing me off that they won't play this area, is there a legitimate gripe?
weird as Craig will play his solo shows here

I will take the blame for this as I did book The Hold Steady for an ill-fated festival in Richmond in 2014 and I do not believe they'd played RVA/DC/MD since then.

Good catch.

[challenged]

jalapeno m&ms

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

jalapeno m&ms

Didn't know this existed but as a jalapeno fan, I am, ostensibly, the target market for that so, yeah, at least partial fault.

[grateful]

Integers, in general.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Integers, in general.

^^^ Found Jonah Ryan.

[kosmo vinyl]

The carnivorous M&Ms Ad

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

The carnivorous M&Ms Ad

Nah. Just going sight-unseen, this doesn’t seem like a Julian.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I blame this on Julian

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I blame this on Julian

I was a major player in the LonelyGirl15 subculture which is basically what Instagram and YouTube influencers grew out of so yes. Also I slept with Laurie Laughlin, allegedly.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Also I slept with Laurie Laughlin, allegedly.

and I would have pegged you for and illicit affair with Mossimo

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Also I slept with Laurie Laughlin, allegedly.

and I would have pegged you for and illicit affair with Mossimo

He sells his clothes at fucking Target. You take that back.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Also I slept with Laurie Laughlin, allegedly.

and I would have pegged you for and illicit affair with Mossimo

He sells his clothes at fucking Target. You take that back.

I should have stated this took place in the 90's ...pre IPO/Target

[walkonbyeeeeeeeee]

there is only one.

his, birth.

[sweetcell]

the affluenza defense


(technically it's julian's america and not julian himself, but same same)